Despite having to be a sociopath to hoard that much money, even here on the fediverse people will still defend some billionaires because a few of their aims happen to align.

Yeah that’s why I use mine. I get to sleep faster with it. But if someone has access to a silent place to sleep then I think they would be better off without one. You sleep better when you can hear but I think that’s just because your brain knows nobody is sneaking on you.

Just anecdotally as someone who always sleeps with a noise maker, the quality of sleep I get always goes up when I don’t have it. Your brain likes to sleep in the quiet so you can still hear things in the background.

No telling why...

I’m probably one of the best 1000 whistlers alive but I suspect people used to be far better whistlers on average so I’m losing so hard.

Just wack the edge a couple times with the back of a butter knife and the lid will come right off

Oh god the shit monologues. Every time you want to take a shit in peace you just get that old used car salesman pitch about your macro nutrients.

I put a bunch of goldenrod seed down in the fall so it could overwinter. Next year will be the first my yard has it and im excited to see what it brings around. With that and the milkweed and all the other seeds I’ve thrown about, it should be quite a show.

Its nachos

My favorite band has a song about him called “The Soft Hands Of Stephen Miller,” came out 7 years ago and its pretty funny.

Learning to count is not one of the pirate rules.

Its probably porn