No way to really check but I'm pretty sure it's Minecraft. Played it since the very first public build, it's been less and less each year the past few years but it has to be over 5000 hours total. Got over 2000 hours in Warframe, Destiny 2, Rocket League and over 1000 hours in No Man's Sky, Terraria, Starbound, Halo 1, 2, 3 and Reach. There's surely one or two games more that I'm not remembering ATM and over 500 hours in many, many others.

Yes, I play games a lot, and a lot of games.

I have to use Ubuntu (22.04 specifically) because I'm stuck with a 15yo laptop that can't handle much at all so I game via Shadow which only supports that Ubuntu version... it sucks and it's dumb but it's the best option. It's a constant fight against making it not auto update and run things automatically. If I have Shadow running and anything else becomes active the laptop goes into full jet engine mode and I have to pause the game or whatever I'm doing on the Shadow client, and often close it completely, or else it all crawls to a complete stop. It seems no matter what I do it refuses to stop qutomatically checking for updates whenever it feels like it via the several apps used to do so (software updater, snap store etc.). It does this a few times a day, it's so fucking annoying but nothing I've tried fully works. I dream of getting to use Linux Mint, Arch and a few other distros, but so far it doesn't seem like Shadow will expand their Linux support.

You only say that because of how it is, not how it could be.
Here in Sweden we have smaller busses that go outside the normal (which are pretty extensive themselves) areas that you call to book beforehand, they're like vans with 10 seats that drive on demand to get you from where you are to the nearest mass transit point.

Combining every city having good buss networks well outside the main cities with the above mentioned and a train network throughout the whole country means you can get pretty much anywhere via public transit. I've traveled from my city, Gothenburg, to a very remote area near a place called Arvidsjaur which is 1,200km north of here like that. Starting with trams to a sleeper train to a buss to those on demand busses, I think it took about 16 hours in total.

James R U Kirking me right now?

The bottom band is definitely "harder" than the top one based on how illegible the logo is.

Objectively wrong. And american "football" makes no sense as a name.

Ah, shock sites v137.0 (obvious choice of version number).

"in board"

Words hard, apparently.

Not more than it is now, it's just such a huge amount of time that smaller creatures have had to find themselves in those situations. Some thousands to 250 million years ago is a loooooong time for bugs and other critters to end up as amber fossils.

Haven't played the game, what are they actually referring to?

That's just the name of the dude from Home Alone.

Vagene