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ok fine when's the vp debate that should be fire
Vance will be weird as fuck. Walz will be folksy and charming.
Trump's heart will pop if Vance and Walz get better ratings. So I'm gonna make sure to catch it live
You don't wanna catch any of that rotted spew when it does. Stand clear, and have the flamethrower ready to contain the spread.
Nuke it from orbit! It’s they only way to be sure…
Ooh, a little bit of tungsten could go a long way to helping out here, eh? Say, from orbit?
One and a Half Men
actually lol'd
and couch
This is a family television network, we don't allow that kind of smut here
It would end me on the spot if Walz had some guys carry a couch out on stage right off the bat and place it between them.
"Oh, I'm sorry, is that distracting you?"
Where they share an apartment in Des Moines next to a pair of kooky sisters who works as tarot readers?
one of the sisters is trans and the other is a Republican
But we don't know which is which!
Can they also both be Wiccans so we also don't know which witch is which?
Well they are professional tarot readers...
Netflix has already approved and cancelled this series!
I'm angry it existed and angry they cancelled my favorite content!
HBO picked it up and produced Season One. But then they shelved it for the tax write off.
Sounds like the perfect role for MTG
Ok, but only if they hang out at a hole in the wall resteraunt with a gruff cook, and an over the top gay head server who faces issues outside the resteraunt, but is well protected in the resteraunt. With a bunch of resteraunt regulars who seemingly never leave.
And a soup nazi.
“J.D., why do you keep getting the Couch card?”
Audience laughs
I'm generally not a sit com person.
But that sounds cute. I'd give it a chance.
Tim Walz wins on all the charms
i can see Walz very politely ripping him a new asshole.
Humming like a Mary Tyler Moore version of Dexter? My team.
Vance comin in hot lookin like Ricky Raccoon up in that beyotch.
Tuesday October 1st