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When a prizefighter loses a fight, the first words out of his mouth are, “I WANT A REMATCH.” Polls clearly show that I won the Debate against Comrade Kamala Harris, the Democrats’ Radical Left Candidate, on Tuesday night, and she immediately called for a Second Debate. She and Crooked Joe have destroyed our Country, with millions of criminals and mentally deranged people pouring into the USA, totally unchecked and unvetted, and with Inflation bankrupting our Middle Class. Everyone knows this, and all of the other problems caused by Kamala and Joe – It was discussed in great detail during the First Debate with Joe, and the Second Debate with Comrade Harris. She was a no-show at the Fox Debate, and refused to do NBC & CBS. KAMALA SHOULD FOCUS ON WHAT SHE SHOULD HAVE DONE DURING THE LAST ALMOST FOUR YEAR PERIOD. THERE WILL BE NO THIRD DEBATE!

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[–] [email protected] 142 points 1 month ago (2 children)

ok fine when's the vp debate that should be fire

[–] [email protected] 125 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Vance will be weird as fuck. Walz will be folksy and charming.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

actually lol'd

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is a family television network, we don't allow that kind of smut here

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It would end me on the spot if Walz had some guys carry a couch out on stage right off the bat and place it between them.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

"Oh, I'm sorry, is that distracting you?"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Where they share an apartment in Des Moines next to a pair of kooky sisters who works as tarot readers?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

one of the sisters is trans and the other is a Republican

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But we don't know which is which!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Can they also both be Wiccans so we also don't know which witch is which?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well they are professional tarot readers...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Netflix has already approved and cancelled this series!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm angry it existed and angry they cancelled my favorite content!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

HBO picked it up and produced Season One. But then they shelved it for the tax write off.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Sounds like the perfect role for MTG

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok, but only if they hang out at a hole in the wall resteraunt with a gruff cook, and an over the top gay head server who faces issues outside the resteraunt, but is well protected in the resteraunt. With a bunch of resteraunt regulars who seemingly never leave.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

And a soup nazi.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

“J.D., why do you keep getting the Couch card?”

Audience laughs

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I'm generally not a sit com person.
But that sounds cute. I'd give it a chance.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trump's heart will pop if Vance and Walz get better ratings. So I'm gonna make sure to catch it live

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You don't wanna catch any of that rotted spew when it does. Stand clear, and have the flamethrower ready to contain the spread.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nuke it from orbit! It’s they only way to be sure

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Ooh, a little bit of tungsten could go a long way to helping out here, eh? Say, from orbit?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Tim Walz wins on all the charms

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i can see Walz very politely ripping him a new asshole.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Humming like a Mary Tyler Moore version of Dexter? My team.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Vance comin in hot lookin like Ricky Raccoon up in that beyotch.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Tuesday October 1st