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[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Had this issue recently.

"Vanilla is good."

"What? No, chocolate is good."

"Both can be good. There doesn't have to be a competition."

"NO! Either chocolate is good or you hate chocolate!"

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago
[-] DominatorX1 4 points 3 days ago

Why dost thou harbor this vast hatred for wheat?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Which are delicious! One of my favorite style rolls!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Same!! It's my go-to for grilling season, but it's also versatile enough to cover lots more ground 🥪

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

It is waay too accurate.

In this land, in this time, people look for conflict. Even the most minor incident can bring you into trouble. People try to see that most unfavorable interpretation in anything. People truly express their demise and depression in the most crude of ways imaginable.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

What are you talking about?! You're just wrong! Minor incidents don't magically get people in trouble. They're bad people to the core. We want to take them down because it's the right thing to do. ~<In case it's not obvious I was trying to be sarcastic>~

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

aww you're cute when you're trying to sound angry :) i know you're a nice person all the way down :-)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

In this land, in this time, people look for conflict.

No they don't! »:(

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

me neither :) but i've seen lots of people do :/

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

The comment: loosely held opinion shared for the enjoyment of casual internet debate

The reply: informal fallacy salt the earth any % speed run

[-] [email protected] 94 points 4 days ago

Medieval

Potatoes

My suspension of disbelief is ruined completely.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

So doth hates potatoes

would be the modern equivalent of "so does hates" which doesn't make sense

"So, doth thou hate potatoes?" or "So, thou hates potatoes?"

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Well its middle engliwh not old english. You can tell because youbunderstand it even a little.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

This is early modern English.

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Potatoes are a New World crop. They didn't exist in medieval Europe.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

And i was saying thats (corrected elsewyere to 'early modern') english, so, possibly intended by the writer, possibly not, that language indicates a time they could have had potatoes.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Thou art no fun at watching movies.

[-] [email protected] 76 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I kinda hate waffles. They got me dead to rights!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

So you enjoy manslaughter????

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

It's a lot less shrieky than womens laughter.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I swear people on lemmy downvote first and think never.

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You may proclaim "I am a Saxon" and a squire will protest "So thou doth revile the Normans?"

Pray, heretic, didst I stutter?

[-] DominatorX1 2 points 3 days ago

I'm using this.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Jesse Cox, ist that thou?

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