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submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

Update 2025-9-11: If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they would understand, you should probably post it to the this community: !unclejokes@lemmy.world. Please message me if you think it could be different.

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His movies are my Forte.

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You get a good knights sleep.

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Fans small talking (thelemmy.club)
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I don't know, it's speaking mandarin.....🍊

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I still can't get over it

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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

Sasquatchewan! 🇨🇦

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The worst job (thelemmy.club)
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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

But he told me he’s herd them all before …

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submitted 3 days ago by Patnou@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

Had to tell my dog he was adopted.

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I knew she was Tolkien in her sleep

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She asked if I'd eat yesterday's leftovers. I said yes.

She told me to come back tomorrow.

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the most remarkable.

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I realized then maybe I used a little to much dirt.

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ASAP's Fables

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submitted 6 days ago by Patnou@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

he said for the hallabit

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by mech@feddit.org to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

They tried to fix the server.

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Because seeing is bee leaving.

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submitted 1 week ago by ptz@dubvee.org to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 1 week ago by nexguy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

I said "No way!" So I tossed in another quarter. I'll reach in for 50 cents.

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He's an eightheist....

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So unfortunate (thelemmy.club)
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