Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Update 2025-9-11: If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they would understand, you should probably post it to the this community: !unclejokes@lemmy.world. Please message me if you think it could be different.

There are 10 types of people in the world (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) by Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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People who can count in trinary

People who can't

and People who thought this was a binary joke

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Nice shoes … (thelemmy.club)

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 17 hours ago by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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...

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New air freshener (thelemmy.club)

submitted 1 day ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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My Grandmother's last word to me was plethora.... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It meant a lot....

Why are necromancers always in shape? (pawb.social)

submitted 1 day ago by poolcritter@pawb.social to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They do their deadlifts.

In a singing couple, the husband got sick just before a performance. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 2 days ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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She had to duet herself.

I entered a sweepstakes and the top prize was a shopping center, but I failed... (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I guess you can't win a mall!

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Sedating the patient (thelemmy.club)

submitted 3 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A little boy told his dad he could catch a cloud (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He mist.

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An archeologist found a 2000 year old oil stain... (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It was Ancient Grease

What do you call a dog that helps out with out being asked? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A volun-terrier!

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Keeping dry too! (thelemmy.club)

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Promotion (thelemmy.club)

submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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What side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The outside! Happy Easter 🐰 🐣!

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Did you hear about the climber who collapsed on Mt Everest? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Authorities just found Himalayan there....

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At the ATM (thelemmy.club)

submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Did you know that Big Foot often gets confused for Sasquatch? (lemmy.world)

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Yeti never complains!

When I was growing up, I was and believed the USA was the greatest country in the world. But something always nagged on me about it.. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Patnou@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Then why did they create the USB

Scientists are getting tired of watching the earth spin... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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So they're calling it a day.....

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What is this new wave or phase of people not liking frozen water anymore? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Patnou@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I thought everyone loved ICE

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A duck-umentary!

One thing I've always wondered about the Little Miss Muffet story... (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 week ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Did the spider get in the whey?

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