Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 years ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Update 2025-9-11: If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they would understand, you should probably post it to the this community: !unclejokes@lemmy.world. Please message me if you think it could be different.

I needed a loan to write a trigonometry text book..... (lemmy.world)

submitted 13 hours ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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But I couldn't get anyone to cosine

Kalamata (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by roofuskit@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Kalafata Here I am at Camp Grenada

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I called the library to make a reservation yesterday and they said "No"..... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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We're completely booked.

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The scientist who came up with the heat index died the other day.... (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He was 88, but felt like 94......

Did you know that boomerangs are Australia's number one export? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's also their number one import.... 🪃 🪃

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Did you know that 70% of the earth's surface is water and none of it is carbonated? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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This is proof the earth is flat....

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Common ground (thelemmy.club)

submitted 6 days ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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What did the Electromagnetic field say to the Radar? (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by SwissArmyKazoo@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Nothing it just waved.

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Breaking News (thelemmy.club)

submitted 6 days ago by FenrirIII@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/48539147

Did you know that trees poop in the woods? (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's where we get #2 pencils from...✏️ ✏️

What's a Canadian's favorite piece of clothing? (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by TehBamski@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A'boot, and they're a'boot to tell you a'boot it.

Did you know 7-11 is reporting record profits? (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I'm glad to see their Slushie fund is doing well

Photo of my last tinder date (thelemmy.club)

submitted 1 week ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I think I'm being stalked...

I guess statisically, the rates of dad bods are increasing... (lemmy.today)

submitted 1 week ago by loopy@lemmy.today to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Tap for spoiler

Those are father figure figures, I figure

Where do Dads like to go for breakfast on Father's Day? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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IPOP!

I'm reading a book about sandpaper.... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's a work of friction

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What do you call chips that are not yours? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Patnou@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Someone else's chips......what did you expect nacho?

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Irish heritage (thelemmy.club)

submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I've decided retire from tugboating and open a paternity clinic in Indiana.... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I'm going to call it Hoosier Daddy....

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Email (thelemmy.club)

submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The problem with dating lawyers (thelemmy.club)

submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I keep reading the Lord of the Rings trilogy over and over. My wife says I'm addicted.... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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But I just can't kick the hobbit

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