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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 years ago by [M] to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 years ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [M] to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Update 2025-9-11: If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they would understand, you should probably post it to the this community: !unclejokes@lemmy.world. Please message me if you think it could be different.

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Collecting dust (thelemmy.club)
submitted 8 hours ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://opensocial.at/objects/59c238fc-136a-8c5f-c394-e96190389088

♻️ @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

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Mario got one look at Toad and thought he would hate him. But after taking time to get know him (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 hours ago* by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Mario saw Toad was really a fungi

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Dad's Knows Best 😎 (thelemmy.club)
submitted 17 hours ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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📷 : credit for photographer posted on image

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I've decided to sell my limbo dance equipment for $10.... (lemmy.world)
submitted 18 hours ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It's the lowest I can go.

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Title (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 day ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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'Cause every girl crazy 'bout... (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 day ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Negative numbers are terrifying (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 day ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Why do people want to get ahead? (feddit.org)
submitted 1 day ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Like, don't they already have one?

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The best of the best! 👌 (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 day ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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If a 1 L lama is a holy man and a 2 L llama is an animal, what is a 3L lllama? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It turns out it's a big fire in Boston...

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If you’re happy (thelemmy.club)
submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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What is the stealthiest animal? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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The camel.

They're great at camelflage.

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Zzzzzz . . . 😁 (thelemmy.club)
submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Silly book! 😄 (thelemmy.club)
submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Our neighbor gifted us a willow tree with the idea that someday it'll be nice to sit under. In return I gave them a maple with the same idea... (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It's a good idea to exchange pleasant trees....

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I've told many dad jokes. (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I've told some good dad jokes, and some fine dad jokes. Even a few great dad jokes, but I have to be honest I've never told a really grand dad joke.

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For your information (thelemmy.club)
submitted 4 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I used to play piano by ear..... (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Now I use my hands.

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What kind of mistakes does a ghost make? (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Grave errors! 👻

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Parallel lines have a lot in common.... (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It's a shame they'll never meet....

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Whats worse than asbestos? (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 6 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Asworstos

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I burned 2500 calories yesterday.... (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I left the brownies in the oven too long....

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Please Like and Share This Post (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 week ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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