Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community [email protected]

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Which bees make milk? (lemm.ee)
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BooBees

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How do ghosts play the piano? (lemmy.ml)
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They use sheet music.

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This child wanted to be a Transformer for Halloween (ttrpg.network)
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The man that invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. (lemmy.world)
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They moved in different circles.

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There's a new virus making people forget 80s rock bands (lemmy.world)
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No one knows the cure.

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Did you hear that a bunch of lions escaped from the zoo and have been living in the park all spring and summer? (lemmy.world)
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It's okay, though. Pride goeth before the fall.

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Why is it always so dark in Apple stores? (feddit.uk)
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Because they don't have windows.

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I went to the library today and asked the librarian where I could find the books about paranoia (lemmy.world)
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She whispered, "they're right behind you."

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It's at least one foot long! (i.imgur.com)
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My residential compound turns out to be haunted by a ghostly chicken. (ttrpg.network)
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It's quite a fowl spirit, I'm led to understand.

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Secret Jedi arts (lemmy.ca)
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Did you hear about the new illusionist and rapper? (reddthat.com)
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No? Well, keep an eye out for a Poof Daddy show in your town

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Calvin and Klein (lemmy.world)
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TIL that the immediate successors to the colonial rapid response forces and the Picket Guard were selected to be far shorter than the average man. (ttrpg.network)
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Hence their name: the Minutemen.

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Please don't murder me. I didn't write this! (ttrpg.network)
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Knock knock (lemmy.world)
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Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bath tub I'm dwouning!

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I spilled spot remover on my dog (lemmy.world)
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Now I can't find him

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One of my friends told me that there are hard times ahead and people have stopped worshiping one of the old gods. (lemmy.world)
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I said, "who, Ra?"

He got angry and shouted, "IT'S NOTHING TO CELEBRATE!"

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What did the ghost teacher say to her class? (lemmy.ml)
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"Look at the board and I will go through it again."

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What a beautiful carving (lemmy.world)
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I installed a window yesterday, it was a real pane (lemmy.world)
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What do you call a leader of small birds who likes giving gratuities? (sopuli.xyz)
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Tippy Hedren

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Polar bears 🐻 (mander.xyz)
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