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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 years ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Update 2025-9-11: If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they would understand, you should probably post it to the this community: !unclejokes@lemmy.world. Please message me if you think it could be different.

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The company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer. (lemmy.world)
submitted 23 hours ago by WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I work up to a bunch of stir fried vegetables in my bed this morning...... (lemmy.world)
submitted 23 hours ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I think I was sleep woking

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Big Ben (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 day ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones... (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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But people in Abu Dhabi do.

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Wheely Tired (thelemmy.club)
submitted 2 days ago by FenrirIII@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://reddthat.com/post/70926950

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Did you know I come from a long line of failed magicians? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I have 2 half sisters.....

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Post your unfunny dad funnies (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by metermatic26@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Hey dads!

here’s a question for all of you:

What are some of the things you do around that house, that you think is hilarious, that makes your family roll their eyes?

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What are fast growing chili peppers called in the Arab speaking parts of the world? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by M137@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Yallapeños

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Why does Peter Pan ways fly around? (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Because he Neverlands!

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It was a soft drink! (thelemmy.club)
submitted 4 days ago by Someplaceunknown@leminal.space to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/50347624

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I had a great childhood, in 1978 Dad used to roll us downhill in a large tire (lemmy.ca)
submitted 4 days ago by SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It was a Goodyear.

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What a deal! (thelemmy.club)
submitted 5 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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When I first started dating my wife, I asked her what her hobbies were. She said she liked drilling large holes in the earth. I said.... (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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That's boring.....

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Shoplifters Beware! (thelemmy.club)
submitted 5 days ago by babysmokesalot@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Cross posted from https://lemmy.world/post/50339054

Meanwhile deadlifters when they’re not dead yet:

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Why don't oranges ever need glasses? (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Because they have lots of vitamin see!

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Adopt don’t shop (thelemmy.club)
submitted 5 days ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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The dark ages (thelemmy.club)
submitted 6 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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why do the military troops belong to the library? (feddit.org)
submitted 5 days ago by gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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because they are information

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Why is it tough for women postal workers? (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Because it's a mail dominated career!

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Many French gardeners fill their plot with decorative cabbages instead of edible vegetables. (slrpnk.net)
submitted 1 week ago by Nemo@slrpnk.net to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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The whole thing is just for chou.

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Sheryl Crow and Russel Crowe walk into a bar (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Bandwidth (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 week ago by FenrirIII@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://reddthat.com/post/70602385

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Did you hear about the guy who thought he was a fish? After examination, doctors determined.... (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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He was mentally eel!

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