Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 years ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Update 2025-9-11: If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they would understand, you should probably post it to the this community: !unclejokes@lemmy.world. Please message me if you think it could be different.

Why do kangaroos make good William Shatner impersonators? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 3 hours ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because of the long paws

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My first job as a detective was figuring out the best container for all my documents (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 hours ago by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It was a brief case.

What do you call fake spaghetti? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 hours ago by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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An im-pasta

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Just don't give it to Mariah Carey for christmas (thelemmy.club)

submitted 17 hours ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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My wife fell off a horse the other day.... (lemmy.world)

submitted 15 hours ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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She's in "stable" condition

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This morning... (9gag.com)

submitted 6 hours ago by borQue@lemmy.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Never knew my... (thelemmy.club)

submitted 1 day ago by TIEPilot@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I heard the police had trouble finding sean (lemmy.ml)

submitted 8 hours ago by polotype@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He vanished never to be seen again...

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This is wrong on so many levels. (thelemmy.club)

submitted 1 day ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Who am I, Bucky Barnes after falling off a train in the mountains? (lemy.lol)

submitted 10 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) by Krauerking@lemy.lol to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Cause, woah, suddenly I'm rushin.

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Some like dairy milk (lemmy.today)

submitted 11 hours ago by altphoto@lemmy.today to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I drink oatmilk weekry.

Who led the Jewish people across a semi-permeable membrane? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Os-Moses!

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My dad would have bought this. (thelemmy.club)

submitted 1 day ago by TIEPilot@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I met a drag queen from Manchester (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 days ago by blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They had a Wigan address

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My wife thinks I'm the cheapest man in the world... (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I'm not buying it

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He will try his best … (thelemmy.club)

submitted 4 days ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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What do you call a dinosaur that's read Wuthering Heights? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A Bronté-saurus!

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Plagiarism (thelemmy.club)

submitted 4 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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How do you tie your shoes in outer space? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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With astro-knots!

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Every time I go to the liquor store,a man appears and gives me advice on what to buy..... (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I think he's my spirit guide.

Why does Gannon refuse to go on the internet ? (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because it’s full of links !

Did you know that nature is so resourceful.... (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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That it can make dew with just water 💧

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Some people drink a martini... (lemmy.today)

submitted 4 days ago by altphoto@lemmy.today to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They'll end up hammeredini.

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