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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 years ago by [M] to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [M] to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Update 2025-9-11: If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they would understand, you should probably post it to the this community: !unclejokes@lemmy.world. Please message me if you think it could be different.

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Remember mountains aren't just funny..... (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 hours ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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They're hill areas..

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Yesterday my friend was telling me that I didn't understand irony at all (feddit.uk)
submitted 20 hours ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Which is ironic as we were standing at a bus stop

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the right outlet for this (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 day ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I bought the world's worst thesaurus (feddit.uk)
submitted 1 day ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Not only was it terrible, it was terrible.

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I had to get rid of my Darth Vader toy (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It was a choking hazard

Stolen from this post

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Dad Knows Everything! 🧐👌 (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 day ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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📷 : credit for the photographer is posted on the image

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Dad Remembers 😁 (thelemmy.club)
submitted 2 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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📷 : credit for the photographer is posted on the image

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What kind of tree fits in your hand? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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A palm tree!

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The ISO just offered me a job. I declined though, because I have standards. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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When Does A Joke Become a Dad Joke? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 3 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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When it becomes apparent.

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Why don't astronauts like gravity? (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It brings them down!

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Bill broke his ribs at the BBQ restaurant. (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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But he was fine, for they had spare ribs.

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Don't order hay for your horse of Amazon. (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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In a couple days they will ask for your feed back.

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Why was Christopher Columbus’s “Earth” beer so unpopular ? (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It was served flat …

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Dad feels bad for the grape 😥 (thelemmy.club)
submitted 4 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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📷 : credit for the photographer is posted on the image

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Why did the spider go to college? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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He wanted to study "Web Design".

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Sorry, I'm going through a lot right now (thelemmy.club)
submitted 5 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Hindsight (thelemmy.club)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/51348707

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I have a bad habit of running red lights..... (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I really need to stop.

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What if Soy Milk is just regular Milk introducing itself in Spanish? (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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People keep asking me why there is a Rolex on my talking fish decoration. (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I tell them he’s a plastic sturgeon , he can afford it.

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Just Keep Boiling Until It's Gone! 😁 (thelemmy.club)
submitted 5 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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📷 : credit for the photographer is posted on the image

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Why was the King only a foot tall? (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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SpoilerBecause he was a ruler!

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