Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Update 2025-9-11: If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they would understand, you should probably post it to the this community: !unclejokes@lemmy.world. Please message me if you think it could be different.

What side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The outside! Happy Easter 🐰 🐣!

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Did you hear about the climber who collapsed on Mt Everest? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Authorities just found Himalayan there....

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At the ATM (thelemmy.club)

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Did you know that Big Foot often gets confused for Sasquatch? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Yeti never complains!

Scientists are getting tired of watching the earth spin... (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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So they're calling it a day.....

When I was growing up, I was and believed the USA was the greatest country in the world. But something always nagged on me about it.. (lemmy.world)

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Then why did they create the USB

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl? (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A duck-umentary!

I’ve consumed a lot of yogurt in my life (lemmy.world)

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I consider myself a man of cultures ..

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Some light reading (thelemmy.club)

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/44941422

What do you call a famously big basketball player at an electronics shop with his atoms decaying? (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by spicytuna62@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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RadioShaqtive

One thing I've always wondered about the Little Miss Muffet story... (lemmy.ca)

submitted 5 days ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Did the spider get in the whey?

How does the Easter Chick 🐣 bake an Easter cake 🎂 ? (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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From scratch!

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What is this new wave or phase of people not liking frozen water anymore? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by Patnou@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I thought everyone loved ICE

Why does the Easter Bunny have such great complexion? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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She eggs-foliates!

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Give the thieves a break (thelemmy.club)

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This One Went Over My Head (thelemmy.club)

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What do you call a pay toilet? (lemmy.ca)

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Johnny Cash

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Bread in captivity (thelemmy.club)

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I just accidentally glued my thumb and index finger together. I was starting to panic and then I realized..... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Everything was going to be okay 👌

What's the best thing about a test tube baby? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 week ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You get a womb with a view.

You should always use a credit card when you buy any type of battery... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They work better when they're charged...

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Did you know I studied Dad Jokes in college? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I majored in Sigh-cology!

Did you see what that marine craft dealership salesman did during the halftime show? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He was showboating.

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