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Update to rules (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by [M] to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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The rules limiting “mature-natured” jokes have been lifted after the general consensus of feedback was in favor of more openness. Thank you all for taking part of the discussion. I am always open to suggestions on how to improve the community as it develops.

On a personal note, as fall sets in for me, I realize I haven’t had a single mosquito in my backyard all summer.

spoiler

Apparently they were all married.

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The first principle of Plato (lemmy.ca)
submitted 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Don't leave the lid off or it'll dry out.

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CPR (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 day ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Wanted to Cher some laughs (thelemmy.club)
submitted 2 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Why do witches wear name tags? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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So you can tell which witch is which!

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We have a budget! (thelemmy.club)
submitted 3 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/53732519

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Bear with me (thelemmy.club)
submitted 4 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://eviltoast.org/post/32959651

Source: C&H

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Correct (thelemmy.club)
submitted 5 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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An abacus is a mathematician's greatest tool. (piefed.zip)
submitted 6 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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They can always count on it.

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My friend told me he was going to force me to drink at the legion. I said... (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 week ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Yeah? You and what army?

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I told someone they drew their eyebrows on too high. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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They looked surprised.

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The picky eater (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 week ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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What's A Thesaurus's Favourite Breakfast? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 week ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Synonym Buns!

stolen

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Why didn't the scarecrow eat dinner? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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He was already stuffed!

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Why did the Ghostbusters use a General Motors ambulance for ECTO1 instead of a Ford? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Because they didn't want to cross streams.

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things (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 week ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://quokk.au/c/lemmyshitpost/p/1268250/things

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Where do ghosts go on vacation? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Mali-boo!

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Dog barks (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 week ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Did you know that Halloween and Christmas are the same thing? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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You see, OCT 31 = DEC 25

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Imaginacean (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 week ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Ohfuckyeahspreadit.gif (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 week ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/73794250

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How does Santa Claus keep track of all the fireplaces he's visited? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 week ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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He keeps a log.

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What's the favourite snack of hell? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Deviled eggs.

Where do they get them?

Idle hens.

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Where do deviled eggs come from? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Evil hens!

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Fun fact: The inventor of the ferris wheel and the inventor of the merry-go-round never met (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It's true - they moved in different circles.

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