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[–] 211 points 1 year ago (17 children)

Just like how Shek didn't know that Fiona would turn into a SBBW ogre. He was prepared to wear an angry skinny white girl like a condom

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    I'm delighted to report that I have no idea what gif you're referring to, and I am happy to keep it that way

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago (11 children)
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  • [–] 113 points 1 year ago (18 children)

    I'm no Disney expert but Belle is the only worthy Princess of the bunch

    She wanted to pursue knowledge, not a boy or just fun; she dropped everything to save her dad instead of causing his death or dethronement; she was fully aware how disgusting Gaston was regardless of appearance; she was seduced by books not riches; and yes, she was ready to ride the beast

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    To me I felt like Belle had Stockholm syndrome

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    [–] 96 points 1 year ago (16 children)

    That’s like, the moral of the whole movie is that she didn’t judge him for his appearance and wasn’t expecting a prince. I figured this was well known.

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  • [–] 53 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    That's the interpretation from the modern perspective on relationships. The tale is from a time where women (well, more like girls to be exact) were married off without any say of their own, and the tale was supposed to tell them "hey, we know the guy we're forcing you to marry seems like a hairy monster, buuuuut if you can look past that he might be nice actually!"

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago

    But in the Disney movie which the picture is referencing, it’s not a forced marriage, which is the version I think most people think of.

    To me, the original tales all felt like the Murphy’s Law of storytelling. While they are the originals and are much more mature material, I honestly feel the vast majority of Disney adaptations (I’m talking classic 2d series run) are better at teaching the lessons to a modern audience than the original stories. Times change and art often reflects this.

    Sadly, the pendulum has swung too far the other way and we’re remaking material in a span of time that the lessons haven’t changed all that much. That’s why you can go back to pretty much all eras of film and get valuable lessons from it because the lessons all still apply. It’s just that much of a new medium.

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    I have to imagine there’s a meme or comic of Bella being all super excited ready to bang becoming disappointed once he transforms back into a human, but I wouldn’t know how to search for it without having to sift through piles of rule 34 to find one. I’m not brave enough.

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    [–] 73 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I can't be the only one who was disappointed when the beast turned into generic inbred royal twink?

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Gaston had years of practice sucking down liquid protein too

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Noooo oooooone sucks like Gaston, no one fucks like Gaston, no one's dick's as incredibly thick as Gaston

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  • [+] 65 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)
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    [–] 62 points 1 year ago* (7 children)

    I wouldn't blame Belle if she was disappointed and called it off.

    Tales can be cruel:

    And people underestimate big dommy furries:

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    [–] 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    That's not a fun fact, that is the entier story...

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    TBF, the stories that Disney's been strip-mining for generations're crazy dark, originally.

    1. Sleeping Beauty woke to find she'd had two children, and now they were teens nearly as old as she was when she fell asleep. 🤮
    2. The Little Mermaid was double-crossed by a human princess last minute, and was turned into seafoam (died). 🥹
    3. ad nauseum...
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    [–] 32 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Can't find another source for this tweet from either Twitter or Reddit, but here's a screenshot of this tweet by Twitter user @hiimbobbi:

    Personally, Belle was not fooling me or anyone. When the Beast changed into a human, I saw that look on her face. That was DISAPPOINTMENT.

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    [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    a story about true love and monster cocks

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago

    dont kinkshame her

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Y'all would be shocked after knowing the type of fantasies have girls have about beasts and all

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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    [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    ??? Isn't that the whole point of the story ? How is that a fun fact?

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Hey, no one said it was anything more than romantic. You don't have to fuck anything that moves.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Worse bit is when Geralt turned up

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    He was still a wealthy prince, no? If he was charming and kind on top of that, I think a lot of women wouldn't mind, even ones that aren't furries or monsterfuckers.

    If I've ever watched the movie I don't recall it at all, admittedly.

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    [–] 12 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    With how common and popular female sex toys modeled after animal and fantasy creature penises, tongues etc. are this just makes sense. And having known some horse girls in my life, yeah, I'd not be surprised at all to learn many have fantasies like that. I always found the "horse/dragon/tentacle etc. dildo" thing pretty fucked up, I'm sure many of those people (and people in general) would not like it if they heard about "horse/dragon/whatever fleshlight or sexdoll for men". (Never seen or heard about that existing, but I'm sure it does).

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