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[–] [email protected] 72 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that just how abusive people think? Look at what you made me do! Etc etc

[–] [email protected] 61 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Anne's hope is to provoke her husband into beating her badly enough to besmirch him in the eyes of the public - a classic womanly strategy of provocation that her husband has fallen for.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 56 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Let me guess, unconventional thinking is “keep doing the genocide, just ignore the complaints “?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

I think its kill everyone, say they were all hamas.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Me when Israel kills civilians: “ah classic”

[–] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The solution is to turn the genocide dial and look back at your enablers in the West for approval.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

Basically this. Setup camps inside Israel with international cooperation to administer them. Then go after HAMAS in Gaza after everyone willing to leave for a camp has done so. Because only HAMAS will stay *handwave.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

"This one goes to 11."

[–] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago

honk Whose coverage made genocide "conventional" in the first place?!
big-honk Who motherfucker?!

[–] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is the way out to simply not commit genocide?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

No, that would be giving Hamas what it wants.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago (2 children)

She's not just a regular ghoul. She's a peace expert ghoul.

Virginia Page Fortna

Virginia Page Fortna is an American political scientist, a specialist in the study of peace negotiations. She is currently the Harold Brown Professor of U.S. Foreign and Security Policy at Columbia University. She is the recipient of the 2010 Karl Deutsch Award from the International Studies Association.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Karl Douche Award. kelly

(yes I know it's not pronounced that way)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

The west is truly an idiocracy lmao.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago

The classic terrorist strategy of getting killed

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hamas will win if we stop blowing up an entire ethnic group, have you ever considered that? liberalism

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

maybe-later-kiddo "the war could literally be over if Hamas simply surrendered unconditionally and released the hostages that IDF totally haven't killed in a bombing"

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago

Nazi Germany has fallen into the International Jewish Conspiracy's Holocaust trap. Here's how they can still win.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago

We're not just genociding them. They're actually so devious they're secretly MAKING us genocide them!!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

Liberal boy math

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

Hmm killing civilians you say? Sounds like the dictionary definition of terrorism to me

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

The famous, classic blunder

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Hasbara: "Not cool bro! We put a lot of work into circulating Islamophobic lies and manipulating media coverage! At least half the credit for this genocidal rage belongs to us!"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

rigging a piano with Dynamite so it blows up when a certain note is played, only to have IDF purposely miss the note enough times that Hamas has to show them how it's played, only to have it blow up in their face. Then disintegrate into a pile of black ash

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago