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[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

YOU'RE BREAKING THE FLAG RULES I scream as fascists beat me to death with american flag themed batons

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

I'm stealing that.

I tried and tried to think up a funny title but nothing came to me. You hit the nail on the head.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

"You have no idea how bad you look right now" says the liberal as they're lined up at the edge of a mass grave

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

fascist: i wrap myself in this flag. my blood flows through it. i will end lives for it. i will end my own life for it. my very identity is inextricable from it. i will become the soil. the reckoning has only just begun

liberal: em sir, this is a violation of flag code

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

See this is really funny because “bow tie on a man’s bare neck” says “male stripper” to me.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

T shirt and bow tie is such a wild choice it's almost like he's trying to make some statement.

Then you realize these dipshits are too stupid to deliver a message without subtext let alone with it.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

This is what it looks like when your build needs very specific gear bonuses

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

It's not my fault this is the only piece with guard-up and artillery!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Speedrunning Oblivion and getting the most fucked up Hero of Kvatch statue as a result.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

theres a statue that changes based on gear? sounds neat

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah, once you close that oblivion gate and finish the quest, a statue pops up in Bruma with whatever model your character was when you did it.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

oh i even played past that point guess im just not observant lmao

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's in a weird spot, pretty easy to miss. I never noticed it until I saw the absurd gear i used for my speed builds on it.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

It's only slightly less pedantic of me, but I'm amused that the bowtie is on backwards.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Haha. I didn't even notice. How unpatriotic of me!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Nah it's like the way flags are backwards on military uniforms.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Derek zoolander school for patriots and other people who want to respect the flag good and do other stuff.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tha is actually part of the flag code. It is always supposed to face a specific way so when it's displayed on a uniform it will have a different direction based on which side it is on. Obviously such is not possible on a flag pole, thus the side with the stars is always attached to the pole.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Chippendale's dancers have really changed over the years, huh

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

this has got to be some kind of fetish content

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

"Mr. Bowtie, sir - your clothing violates the US Flag Code."

"Oh, yeah?"

"Yes. It is violation."

"If I take off my bowtie - what will you take off?"

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

This is exactly how infantryman dress when their squad leaders don’t leave their clothing laid out for them.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Never Surrender the t-shirt says as it pictures a man who was literally having his mugshot taken as he surrendered.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Someone do the libertarian copy pasta but with the flag code

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

This isn't just dumb, it's not even true. The US Flag Code says you can't wear an actual, literal flag. Not a pattern with the US flag on it.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Literally nobody has ever given a shit about the flag code except for when they think they can try to use it as a gotcha against political opponents.

Trump molested a flag then turned to the crowd and said "you dummies love this shit huh?" Thats pretty much the low bar for "disrespecting" a piece of cloth.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Am I crazy or does he look like Tom Hanks

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't go that far. But a close relative maybe.

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