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SpoilerIt is unclear whether Israel will be involved in constructing the pier.

President Biden will announce in his State of the Union on Thursday that he is ordering the U.S. military to build a floating pier off Gaza, in what the White House called an “emergency mission” that would allow hundreds of truckloads of additional aid to be delivered by sea to Gazans who are on the brink of starvation.

The project will take several weeks, involving hundreds or thousands of U.S. troops on ships just off shore, in keeping with Mr. Biden’s mandate that no American soldiers be on the ground inside Gaza as the conflict rages. Briefing reporters, administration officials said that the port would be constructed in cooperation with other countries in the region, but it was unclear whether Israel would be joining the effort.

The new facility, if opened as scheduled, could provide another way to get truckloads of aid into the region. But it would not solve the central problem that the trucks have been unable to deliver their goods while Israeli bombing remains fierce in the South. Nor would it address the chaos that accompanied the deliveries.

A convoy of aid trucks last week was overrun by Gazans desperate for food and water, leading to more than 100 deaths when Israeli soldiers opened fire and many people were trampled in the chaos.

The announcement came just hours before Mr. Biden was scheduled to deliver the State of the Union address, which family members of some of the hostages being held by Hamas since the Oct. 7 terrorist attack in Israel are expected to attend. The new project gives Mr. Biden a concrete project to point to at a time that he is under sharp criticism for not reining in Israel’s attacks, and moving too slowly to address the humanitarian catastrophe unfolding in Gaza.

It is unclear where the new floating port or pier will be built, though the Army Corps of Engineers has long experience in the rapid construction of floating facilities to accommodate U.S. military operations. Based on the description provided by White House and military officials, this one would be built from U.S. ships, and then moved close to shore, attached to some kind of temporary causeway.

The new seaport, when completed, would be an additional route for humanitarian aid, which is currently limited to two land crossings into the southern part of Gaza. Officials said Thursday that a third land crossing, into the northern part of Gaza, could open to limited deliveries within a week.

Mr. Biden also recently ordered the U.S. military to drop aid into Gaza by air. American pilots dropped their fourth load into the territory on Thursday.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 8 months ago

And I'm sure it will be completely un-planned when the pier is developed in parallel with the expansion of the Tamar oil field production, and hey since there's this pier here why don't we put some refineries where all these apartments were. And hey, look at this, maybe we can also start using it as a port - sure we'll have to completely demolish more Gazan homes to do it, but where else should a new port go? Be reasonable.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 8 months ago (7 children)

r/politics thread

Example comments

This is extremely badass and ambitious. Way to think outside the box and get aid to people in need. I'm glad to have Joe Biden as my president

The man doesn't always make flawless speeches, but his decisions rarely disappoint. He knows what he's doing

His experience and ability to work around things is quite remarkable at times honestly.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I legit thought you had just made up these example comments. I thought they didn't quite hit the mark as a joke because they were simply too over the top. I opened the link and these were actual comments on the thread.

desolate

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

Lib/neolibs comments on this are shocking.

simply too over the top

Sometimes I wonder if the paid hacks sometimes use multiple accounts so they reply to themselves to create a sub-comment thread of a "bunch of people" singing Biden's or the dems' praises. Whatever is going on - it's all so bizarre and it seems so phony.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Would actually be hilarious if it was two different guys and like, one CIA agent just talking to each other via various sockpuppets.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago

These are the same "people" (bots?) that accuse every socialist leader of having a cult of personality.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I love the president, he is decisive, ambitious and <ERROR 404: PRESIDENTIAL ATTRIBUTE NOT FOUND>

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

My god are the bots using micro services with an http call for every single word? Their cloud bills must be insane.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago

Redditors just smell cringe good lord.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago (1 children)

the State of the Union address, which family members of some of the hostages being held by Hamas since the Oct. 7 terrorist attack in Israel are expected to attend

...and a Palestinian American who has lost 35 family members in Gaza. But I guess that's not important enough to mention.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Palestinian American who has lost 35 family members in Gaza

sadness-abysmal

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

I keep asking Zionists what their mental exchange rate is on races, given how they support killing 2 million people based on 100 white hostages (dead or alive).

[–] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago

We will help our frenenemies with a floating staging area for future military operations.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)

prediction: Israel will bomb it

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

And strafe the survivors, like the last time.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

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It's crazy that this is considered more feasible than getting Netanyahu to just dial his blockade back enough to let the U.S. and other allies get some aid in.

I decided not to comment in there because they'll ban me or pat me on the head. In fact - they'd probably do both.

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Good, though I wonder who’s going to guard the port and prevent another stampede from happening.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think the r/neoliberal mods are fedposting

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

one of the worst subs imo, I can handle pits of fash calling me slurs for being brown, but neolibs brand of smug "I know what's best for you" racism makes my blood boil.

Good, though I wonder who’s going to guard the port and prevent another stampede from happening.

Holy FUCK

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The president holds out his hand: "Here Mohammad, jack."

"That's a band-aid."

"Yeah. And I'm helping you. This is US aid!"

"I'm starving. My family is starving. My youngest daughter has a big gaping wound and I can't get her medical treatment because Israel destroyed our healthcare system. Destroyed all the hospitals. Killed doctors. Killed nurses. Killed paramedics. Attacked ambulances. And—"

"Are ya gonna take the band-aid or not? You people make it hard for me to help you and for me to get reelected..."

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It is unclear whether Israel will be involved in constructing the pier.

US selects Israel as willing volunteer to construct the pier

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So let me get this straight before I lose my sanity.

Instead of asking isntrael to stop firing at civilians and let the aid trucks in, Genocide Joe is gonna build a shipping port so Gazans can get aid by sea.

What the actual fuck?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The US could open the Egyptian border tomorrow, they could do 100 diplomatic things of various magnitudes to stop the IDF and get aid trucks in. A landing zone for American aid, guarded by the US military? Just wait for a Gulf of Tonkin to happen immediately warranting an American invasion. It's fucked lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

And isn't there like an israeli blockade anyway like does Gaza need a new fucking port when they could just turn off the blockade

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

r/UpliftingNews thread

I love parodies but that's an actual, real thread. So far it has 7 upvotes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Don't worry, it's up to 358 now :). And while it's not the stupidest or the most evil, I think this is my favorite comment:

Giving weapons and selling weapons are not always the same.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Me benefitting from the process allows me to abstract my moral culpability away from the issue bean

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (3 children)

This means US troops officially deployed to that location.

They will never ever leave.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

No you see they’re not technically on the ground smuglord

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Syria moment

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

What a fucking bitch boy poser

Acting like one of the most powerful nations on earth that has been BY FAR the most aggressive of the last 75 years is just a passive observer to one of it's most significant beneficiaries

Can't wait for liberals to jack each other off about how great and benevolent and wise he is

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Can't wait for liberals to jack each other off

I'm sorry, wait?

It's been going on already

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

Middle east Disney World about to drop.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

my msn-pilled MIL was listening to the cryptkeeper last night and kept going on about how alert and coherent he sounded.

there were no comments about the content of his speech. it made me recall this tweet likening people complimenting a very old beloved pet.

Libs are very well trained.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Biden loves Morning Joe. This morning because I was still asleep I turned on MSNBC to hate listen and I didn't realize that damn show was still on. I can't even hate listen to it. It's the worst libs in the world polishing the turd that's also known as Joe Biden. One talking head was in rare form talking about how "aggressive" Biden was at the State of the Union and that people will complain about Biden's new tone because... I'm not sure why... they always find fault with Biden.

That talking head always has little phrases that I'm certain he planned out ahead of time. He reminds me a hack comedian who is not spontaneous but tries to appear that way. He said something like "Maybe Biden's new tone will get people to stop talking about Biden's verbal infelicities..." Those last two words surely weren't an adlib.

~20 seconds of that crap was more than enough for me. Maybe calling people "illegals" is how Biden actually sees undocumented people and it's not a verbal infelicity.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

US doing their usual instigating/contributing the problem and selling the "treatment" since god knows how long.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

🎵Sittin' on the dock of the bay

Watching apartheid every day🎵

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Maybe they can build it from recycled Merkavas - I've heard Hamas has some no longer in working condition that they're trying to offload.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

oh, it's a floating pier, so Israel can strafe any palestinians who actually approach it without having to shoot at Americans. very convenient.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is this aid or just another FOB?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Highway between a burn pit and Guantanamo II?

[Clicks Spoiler]

Welp

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Half-assedly solving problems they created and continue to create - the war will continue. If the west is nice enough to the Palestinians, they will eventually turn into the docile friends of the west as liberals hope and ignore whatever the Israeli state aims to achieve, right?

It reminds me of the Iraq War. A mixture of uncritical support for fighting against the bad guys, trying to gain support of the population subjected to shock & awe through tone-deaf measures and not actually addressing the root cause (war, and more broadly the colonial oppression and nationalism ongoing for almost a century, coupled with the misery in Palestine and capitalist wealth in Israel), failing miserably, then blaming the population and calling them dangerous savages. (It justifies further white man's burden style adventures, and the resources extracted there are a nice bonus and totally not one of the main motivators like the peanut companies fiercely supporting invading Iran)

Another day in bourgeois politics.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Also to be clear, there are already US troops fighting in Gaza

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