What a perfect microcosm story for why we're completely screwed by climate collapse. People would complain about how heavy handed the symbolism is if this was in a movie

comrade landslide take my energy

Damn if I was 82 and had a giant beachside mansion I would stay in it too. Great way to go out, ride that sucker into hell.

greek tragedy level hubris

Aquaman taketh

What's the salvage rules on stuff that falls in the ocean?

Critical support for comrade coastal erosion

hopefully somebody livestreams it falling into the sea

Oh no. Anyway

aging extreme sports enthusiast invents new accessibility friendly passive downhill style

Wealthy old man biding his time while a landslide undercuts his support. Very uncommitted to doing anything about it. Where have I seen this before?

We should convince all capitalists to live on easily collapsible cliffs

I've got a sneaking suspicion that they have somehow jacked up their insurance policy on the house and everything in it (or that they claim is in it) and are just going to use this as an excuse to rake it in on a property that's been doomed for some time now.

imagine paying 16 million for a compound falling down a cliff side, lol, lmao

Motherfuckers like this are ruining coasts across the country. Well, really its land/real estate developers but its a huge issue in the Great Lakes area too where basically every inch of land near a coastline is snapped up and clear cut for mcmansion building, which destroys the trees and vegetation that held these cliffs together.

Seen dozens of houses slide down cliffs and i would cheer if not for the environmental destruction they caused in the first place

Isn’t there a parable about a house built on sand? I wonder if that would be relevant.

the mcmansion gets swallowed by the sea and takes the ghoul with him

Here's hoping

California Florida

Otherwise being really good states that are unfortunately wasted on the wealthy.

"Sell it to who, ben?"

This guy i guess

Lewis Bug Man is gonna die in his pod

I take comfort in the fact that quite many of these holders of capital seem to be pretty simple.

Wait. Stop. Don't.

Damn, thinking of camping out near the beach below the house so I can loot the wreck after it falls

i wanna watch it'd be funny

Tune-in next week to find out!

He’s probably right. We should convince him to stay considering this is the case!

This kind of thing makes me feel like maybe sometimes not having single payer health care is ok

If I was in my 80s and someone said "move house or you might die", I'd seriously consider just rolling the dice on death.

Moving sucks so God damn much.

Let him die thatd be funny

No cap fr fr he's gonna get that deathussy from this sus move. He ain't got enough rizz.