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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

how long you reckon until i get fired?

thonk

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

words i can't hear anymore without vocal fry

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

I had to do my corporate anti-corruption training on the day that the former CEO of the company got released early from prison on bribery charges.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

He's been reinstated as the CEO btw

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

the hierarchy of the corporation really do be a fuck

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Eh the manager may agree or just be humoring you. Hard to tell with those weasels. Unless you become hostile or your work suffers then they won’t care, mostly

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Yeah im not telling my boss shit about me beyond work

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Honestly, a manager should be happy to have a worker who is aware of their precarious condition. It means you understand exactly what is going on and since you know they're fucking you you will avoid (in theory. Since you need the job to... not die) overstepping whatever bullshit lines they have in place. Whether or not you resent them or you think/know the system is bullshit is basically immaterial in the end, but like I said, you stating it clearly like that should show them you know the parameters and probably means you know you gotta stay within them because you also know the consequences of not doing so.

Fuck management btw. Make sure to take super long shits as often as possible. And save a big on every Friday in case they do fire you. Shit right on the boss's desk.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

They'd prefer you don't know the boundaries so that they can intimidate you with the uncertainty.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I just want to find a boss who will bind AND protect me. Is it so much to ask?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Looks like you need to work at BDSM club.

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