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There a lot of little details in this picture that seem off, I dunno.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 9 months ago (3 children)

It's AI yeah. Look at all the tech on the table in the middle, it all just dissolves into sludge. Also, it's hard to articulate, but there's something about the way current image generation models generate transparent materials, such as that squat little water bottle in the foreground, that always jumps out to me. I suspect because it's primarily learned what drink container should look like from overlit advertisements.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (5 children)

And the guy in the back missing the lower half of his face

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I mean it looks like a mask but I don't think it's plausible the people in charge of bombing other countries are particularly COVID-concious people

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

I think the machine definitely thought it was doing a mask, but it stopped falling the shape of his face and is just a concave void. But like most AI images, the more you scrutinize it, the funnier it gets.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

It looks like he’s supposed to be wearing a mask but the mask kinda merged with his face

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

came here to point out the tech sludge, but youre right about the water bottle

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

Henry Rollins joined the military

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The phone cable bends wrong and disappears into his sleeve with no phone anywhere to be seen. The phone base is flat on the table but also on top of that yellow thing with a random glass bottle on it. The reflection of the guy on the right doesn't line up with the actual shape of his sleeve. The papers in front of him seem to just be whatever shape they feel like, but that could just be low detail. The electronics are a mess, and the improbably thin screen of the closest one seems to only go about halfway down whatever it's attached to, and is at the wrong angle from it even beyond that. The one guy in the background seems to have a hood on his uniform, which is halfway up his head; he also appears to have three gigantic fingers. The ceiling tiles have a weird curve to their path. The guy on the very end has very long forearms and his hands are a melted blob flowing over and around objects on the table; his left arm is also coming in from entirely the wrong angle.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Broke: this picture was generated by ai

Horror beyond comprehension: the glamours that make Natos appear human are breaking down and revealing their true form

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Just the Immaterium acting up by bending reality around Khornite Daemons

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The key with ai pics is to zoom into a certain section and the anomalies become very obvious, usually stuff in the background or further away gets warped more. The full picture your brain briefly tricks you into thinking its authentic. I fukin hate AI

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Tag yourself, I’m the little glass of water with its own podium seat at the table.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm cave-man mike stoklasa.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

What the hell is going on with those two dudes in the background. The one dude who looks like he's got some Adam Jensen augmented chud sunglasses? The dude with the mask below his nose and 3 arms with baseball mitt hands?

But mostly what the fuck is up with that rat king of indistinguishable telephones and laptops and indiscribable shapes? AI generated Eldritch electronic horrors. I feel like I'm losing SAN points looking at that shit.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Googling Derealization

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

No, it's the result of the eldritch abomination keeping Joe Biden growing powerful enough to distort reality in whatever room he's in.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

the arm in the background looks kind of fucky

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

Ez. That room is too small to warrant so many ceiling registers.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I hope they use this image in the reporting that he's drank cyanide in the courtroom of the Hague.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh god I should know who that is shouldn’t I?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

It's UK Labour Party leader Keir Starmer, and don't worry, you'll be seeing a lot more of him soon because he's almost certainly gonna be the next PM (and the farce to Tony Blair's tragedy)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yes what is going on with the laptops, telephone cord.

Thing is most people while scrolling don't look closely.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is this a picture that’s been making the rounds as a legitimate one or something

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

No quarter on the Dixies, jack. I won't make the same mistake as Lincoln

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Saw it in a few places, but it popped up in my Twitter feed and a lot of people seem to be taking it at face value lol.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Looks like an AI fake produced by reference to a handful of real images.

I wanna know what that map is supposed to be.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Biden has half-elf ears and two right hands. Also, I'm pretty sure the American flag on his shoulder is facing the wrong way and his uniform appears to have a have a patch on the chest displaying a small flag of surrender and the letters... BOHA?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The flag is correct, us military mirrors the flag on the right shoulder.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ah, didn't know that. Without knowing what it is supposed to look like I would still hazard a guess that some elements of his uniform do not conform to the extremely standardized and regulated look of an American military uniform.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

They do it for the stupidest fucking reason too:

They want to make it look like the flag is flying in the breeze as if the wearer was running towards a fight, because otherwise it would be pointed in the opposite direction as if they were fleeing from the fight

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They... What!? They want it to - or they think that - but that's just...

WHAT!?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

It's a BOFA patch

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

No, US military command actually has started hiring Dead Space monsters like the 2 in back

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Yeah. Look at all the devices on the table. They're just device shaped blobs. Lms are unable to manipulate abstract symbols. They don't know that a "phone" is the same object with the same parts arranged in the same way from every angle. They just create blobs that are vaguely shaped like real objects - phones, jewelry, buttons, in vaguely the right place.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Every day he looks more like the grandpa corpse from the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I know it's (partially) because of the AI horror, but this picture makes him look like he's been getting filler and Botox

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I think so right? Mostly from left to right:

Why is the phone facing that way? Biden looks… wrong. What is that wood and glass thing at the front of the table? The art on the wall is at weird heights. What is that other thing at the front of the table? The ceiling tiles are weirdly spaced, especially the vents. What’s up with 2nd dude’s neck? What is that horrifying nest of cables on the table? 3rd dude’s mask appears to be melting into his face. 4 the dude’s uniform looks weird and cheap.

None of it is solid proof, it just all adds up to look… weird.

Edit: Wait actually the hands on the dudes in the back are completely fucked. 100% AI.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

New bit - divining the future by asking lms to imagine tomorrows headlines while in an aescetic trance state then vlogging about it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I do this sometimes. It doesn't work all that well, theyre only right like half the time. But it is a lot of fun

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

they playing foxhole up on the projector there?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Kinda looks like it, ngl

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

His uniform looks to be a mix of the old american army digital, italian vegitata, and what appears to be christmas present wrapping paper. That flag is really flared too lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Yeah it's looking kinda like the old dogshit UCP ACUs with like a dash of chairforce ABUs for extra barf factor

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

The phones look a bit cosmic horror

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago
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