What about all the plastic in my body?! This micro biota you speak off can pry it out of my cold, dead flesh. It's not much but this plastic is MINE.

John Waters

"Oh my God Almighty! Someone has sent me a bowel movement!"

What's better than that?

Look how they massacred my boy!

@jumble@hexbear.net The Last Podcast on the Left RSS appears to now be the free feed.

If he hits the ball into the razor wire does he have to play the ball as it lies?

Penne alla pistola

Katy Polyethylene

Really rolls off the tongue.

I'm inspired! My obit must contain my soap and milk preference. I will haunt my family if they fail to deliver.

The John Deere winter wheat DLTC (downloadable tractor content) is crazy expensive. Really tore the community apart with that release.

The "marketplace" doesn't seem to care. Politicians sure don't feel the need to. They're doing very well financially.

Make like tire dust and get into my lungs and waterways, bub.

Fuck cars.

Whomst amongst us doesn't sometimes forget to pay our bills?