Pulling out my d20 and yelling “Roll for initiative!” every time my boss walks past

Women are constantly laughing at my dice. It's what the kids call rizz

Nervous laughter while looking for an escape route is still laughter.

Nothing funny about rolling snake eyes on someone at work. Not saying it ever happened to me. Leave me alone

Very funny bit lmao

Remember to weight the die to always get those snake eyes. Gotta impress the ladys

"hey, guess the number" that always leaves the girls giggling

Well what happens if you dont roll snake eyes when one of the boys is telling tall tales?

Before I asked my girlfriend out I used to really lean in to my nerdiness when flirting with her. Mainly because she would make fun of me for it and I loved any attention she gave me. She was a barmaid at our local wetherspoons.

I used to bring in the latest Warhammer model I'd painted and proudly show it to her. I would wax about how much captain Picard inspired me to do better. I even showed her my dice.

Anyway despite the cringe and her making fun of me she did actually find it endearing, and 7 years later we are still solid as rock.

I would think you are pretty cool...

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4-sided dice make excellent caltrops. Everybody will be impressed with your tiny caltrops when the Pygmy Huns try to flank the punch bowl with their cavalry at the office Christmas party.

new Dan Flashes spokesman just dropped

The people that have dice with them are usually those that want to play a dice game behind the post office where they get a bunch of idiots to gamble the last bit of money they have and lose it all.

ngl those liquid filled d20s do indeed activate the magpie portion of my brain when I see them

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