Conservatives are scared all the time and that's good, actually.

'most things - such as gays existing and mexicans in texas - trigger a fear or flight response in me, and that's normal actually'

<-- Me, giving my amygdala a workout

No space for fear when your brain is full of theory

just a bunch of in those comments

Without an average size reference, it’s wrong to say whether one is too large or the other is “atrophied”. Using science as a pretext for whatever story they wanted to tell.

The answer is simply that the liberal brainworm tends to move around after it consumes neurons while the conservative brainworm likes to stay in one spot.

Latest conservative own of leftists: they are chads who know no fear

Your brain scan shows you are highly susceptible to , so you are being sent to a special education camp for everyone's benefit.

Doing skull measurements, but inside the skull

Pictured: The Amygdala of the common chud

A smaller amygdala means you feel your feelings more intensely, not less.

Mama says that leftists are ornery cause they got all them teeth and no tooth brush

A smaller amygdala genuinely sounds like something a right winger would see as an advantage.

Believes leftism is a genetic mutation

holds views that are supportive of eugenics

Hmm...

Oh look, race science.

so their point is just that conservatives are massive pussies who get scared by their own shadows?

Trans people have different gendered brains? We must rectify this by deleting them

My brain is full of fear. The world must bend to my child brain politics

n=90 students

Not a lot.

I'm gonna trans my gender to make my brain enzymes more communist, wish me luck

This isn't the dunk on the left you think it is my dude.

Yeah no shit, "brave" is definitely a term I would use to describe the partisans facing certain death to resist fascism all the way to the gallows. Or the Red Army clinging on to Leningrad until the siege was broken. Or taking up arms against Americans with little to no formal military training in the jungles of Vietnam.

Or standing alone against 40,000 Japanese troops sniping them with iron sights and no food in the Manchurian winter

I saw this very same thing used to say the inverse a long while back.

Queen Amygdala was my favorite character in the Star Wars prequels.

you scared buddy boy? you terrified like a child in the dark?

Weird way to say bravery

“Brain science is good when it reinforces my worldview. But when it’s used for the Gay Agenda I’m obligated to harass Target workers.”

Being pants-shittingly terrified of trivial non-threats
AND SIMULTANEOUSLY
Being hyper-committed to fAcTs and LoGiC
IS NOT ALLOWED

CHOOSE, WESTERN MALE!

Uh... Doesn't that article spell "liberal"?

Stupid fearless sexy leftists

Republicans: "Don't be such a pussy! Man up!"

Other republicans:

Fuck you, my fear gland is way bigger than yours. And you can't even respond to that without courageously standing up to me, thus proving my point.

Conservatives are Pierson's Puppeteers confirmed.