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[–] [email protected] 107 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

When women only like the top 1% of men and deep pockets

“WHORE!”

When women don’t only like the top 1% of men and deep pockets

“WHORE!”

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

What's wrong with them? Why won't women date me? I'm an alpha.

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Where to start...

[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago

quark 69th Rule of Acquisition: FEmales can smell alpha anxiety.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Women be saying for decades "I don't care about looks or money I just want to date a decent human being who shares my interests and ideals."

And men be like "Nah but what do you really mean."

Like holy shit maybe listen to what women say instead of insisting they're all liars. People don't like being assumed liars for a start so maybe that has something to do with why these fucks can't get a gf.

So many sexist motherfuckers trying to avoid the obvious answer that women won't date them because they're sexist or have niche interests that make them incompatible.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I know a guy like this. He doesn’t think he’s some alpha male, but he thinks they’re all liars, liberal, want to be disrespected, and have a child-like mind. He tells me that he constantly lies about his views and say whatever to get him closer to getting laid.

I don’t think he’s bad looking. He works out, has money, decently tall, and extroverted.

He hasn’t had a successful relationship in a while, if any at all lol. Every time I talk to him he’s complaining and getting angry about dates failing. Now, some of the girls are indeed assholes. But, I feel like when you’re not hideous, proudly admit these mindsets, and every date turns into a disaster, then maybe it’s time to reevaluate.

For context, I’m not exactly slaying out there, but he keeps asking me if “these bitches are stuck up” or “everything become PC after third wave feminism.” I’ve never encountered these types of people outside of twitter screenshots. Even the feminists I know will casually joke about inappropriate, traditionally “politically incorrect” stuff because they don’t think I’m suspicious

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

He tells me that he constantly lies about his views and says whatever to get him closer to getting laid.

The thing that these guys don't seem to understand is that women can usually tell when these guys are putting on an act or lying to get something. He's probably putting out a million red flags lol

Women have had to become human lie detectors, but for some reason, it's women who are painted as liars or manipulators. Crazy world.

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait till they find out people like to be around those that make them happy

[–] [email protected] 73 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Women usually don't like being rated on a ten-point scale

[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A really classy broad will have her own Michelin star rating anyway

[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Love to rate women as a ploy to get people to drive more

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yet another one of these incel dorks trying to boil interpersonal relationships down to some kind of math equation. You know when they say "it defies ALL logic".

[–] [email protected] 52 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's because they believe their only hope is to to try to grind up "status" from working out, dressing better/looking slightly better, and having money. Anything to do with not having a disgusting personality is anathema to their consumeristic worldview.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 11 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 57 points 11 months ago (3 children)

do they think birthcontrol makes you horny for the first dude you see but only the first??

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's been a long time since my exposure to these weirdos, but I think I remember it being some bullshit evo-psych. Because hormonal birth control mimics pregnancy, it turns off women's preference for good quality mates that will produce good offspring and provide for the family, and instead settle down with a nearby man, since the act is already done.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

dating speedrun (nuzlocke) (any%)

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago

Sovereign Brah and Anime PFP have opinions on the feemale brainpan

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago

Lol it’s really funny how the right pretend to care about men’s mental health, and the first thing they think about when an “ugly guy” (these people are cum brains so “ugly” to them probably looks like Tom Holland) has a girlfriend is “she is being brainwashed by birth control to like someone so hideous”

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 11 months ago (1 children)

costanza was always a fucking steal you dork costanza-maoist

[–] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If I had known we had that emoji I would have used it every day all day.

costanza-maoist

[–] [email protected] 52 points 11 months ago (2 children)

like every week another banger emoji drops, we're spoiled rotten around here

[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago

Fine emojis abound

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

most straight women I know are attracted to either twinky nerd guys or middle aged overweight depressed alcoholics

so the ideal males are thus: lt-kitsuragi dubois-depressed

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago

Honestly you just need to be interesting. The bar is that low these days.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (2 children)

So you're saying I have a chance?!

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 11 months ago

I'll be honest, I see other women freak out about this more than men. Like a woman will see another woman dating a guy "below her league" or whatever and assume something is awry and start asking the couple intrusive questions to figure out what is up.

Dudes just seem to assume the guy has money and leave it at that.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 11 months ago

Incels leaning that straight/bi/etc women a) have fairly broad tastes as a group and b) prefer someone who loves and appreciates them for who they are rather than a whore or a madonna is always A Time that I am here for. Ditto them learning that mostly, women dress up for themselves.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 months ago (3 children)

What do you mean "something bad is happening". Why is this bad for them?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago

Their entire worldview is built around women being shallower and more vile than they are. If it turns out that women are capable of more introspection than them, that could mean that being an incel makes you an absolute piece of shit human being!

Obviously this means this is all an elaborate ploy to trick the incels somehow with fake boyfriends with great personalities.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Remember folks, fat boy fall may be ending, but wide boy winter is just beginning!

[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Going for the Winnie-the-Pooh look that all the ladies go wild over. kiryu-approaching

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Why is he getting changed in the middle of the store lmao

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago

the virgin changing roomer vs the chad clothing sampler

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There's a changing room right behind him with pants hung up and shoes on the floor as well. So it seems he got undressed in the changing room and part way through putting on a shirt he decided to leave.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago

I have the strength of two space heaters but without the fire hazard.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This guy is an incel right.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago

Certainly has the rhetoric of one.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago

Attack on Titan anime pfp gave it away.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This guy is learning that being tall and ripped aren't magic recipes to get women.

The whole six foot and ripped thing is overrated anyway. Most women aren't absolutists who will reject you just because you're under six feet. They prefer it, but they can make exceptions. Same with being ripped. They prefer that too, but again, exceptions can be made. Those factors are only really important if you want to get laid easily and nothing more.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This guy is learning that being tall and ripped aren't magic recipes to get women.

Oh shit. Oh fuck.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago

refuse to settle for anything less than 10/10 FEEmale quark (it doesn't matter too much what she looks like but she is kind and sweet and can make me laugh when I am feeling sad and I can cook for her every day and we can cuddle and watch 80s movies together on the couch)

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago

women do be happy

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago

Oh boy wait til the incels find out

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

it's obvious that they're doughboys listeners, this is a well documented phenomenon

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

There's hope agony-wholesome

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