You: “Wait… Why can’t I log into this meeting? “

Them: “Dont worry about it…”

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Just a reminder kids, HR is there to fuck you. They are not there to help you.

Never look to HR for help unless your problem can be used to blackmail the company into basic compliance.

"So about the fotos of you fucking the secretary...."

SUP BITCHES

And there's a plastic sheet covering the fancy rug

I was called into a meeting like this once to talk about why I got so fucking angry all the time.

Apparently ‘Stop giving me reasons to get angry’ was not an acceptable explanation.

This happened to me this morning. I got promoted to department head.

That's when you get let go. But when HR joined and I said "fuck" it was too late to write me up for it. So I had that going for me!

I got sent home for the day because I responded to the wrong email. I clicked on the wrong email and wrote a response that didn't make any sense.

From home, I sent one last email to work saying I wouldn't be returning to work. That was the last thing I said them. That really pissed them off, they tried so hard to get me to come back in for an "exit interview", which is just what they use to cover their ass. They even withheld a bonus check. By law, they can't withhold your last paycheck owed, though.

Lost a couple of teammates this month to layoffs. Fucking bs.

Call people a "resource" is so on the nose. We're just another input on their spreadsheet. Something to use and exploit to generate profit for them.

I'm surprised more people don't point this out.

They must be fast tracking giving me a raise!

HR is there to sign off so there’s no waiting, nice!

They wanna hear the really good joke i made earlier!

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

Tell me this is slavery without telling me this is slavery.