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If you don't post your result you're a liberal

https://arzamas.academy/materials/1269

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago

authoritarian <-> democratic

so tired of this bullshit

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago

I'm left of the bolsheviks smuglord

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

Filling out quizzes is bourgeois. Everyone who did this is a liberal.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago

See I told you I was the one true leftist

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I clearly don't know enough about the details of the Russian Revolution for this quiz, I don't know what the political character of the Constituent Assembly or the Dumas were, or what exactly is implied by "a lengthy period of agreement between all democratic forces"

Anyway, that apparently makes me [to the left of] a left SR

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah same, I seem to have misunderstood the question about forming a federal state system as well as the constituent assembly question. Landed myself solidly in the anarchist camp. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I think I've got some learning to do. Reading recommendations, anyone?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Shit I'm a Left SR, it's only a matter of time before I betray you to the reactionary peseantry.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

Hold us all at gun point and then ask us to vote

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Didn't know we had so many infants on Hexbear.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

smh it still doesn't capture the scale of my leftism

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

far left SR, I'll take it

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The only question I got "wrong" was the one about democratization of the army where I selected strongly agree instead of agree, close enough

lenin-palace

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

Aww shit does this mean I'd end up hanging out with Trotsky after the war I hope not

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Someone should crosspost these somewhere where more libs will see this. I can't imagine how wild your answers would have to be to end up by the guys whose platform consisted into duping people into thinking that communism meant a gradual, lawful reform into capitalism under the tsar.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

the guys whose platform consisted into duping people into thinking that communism meant a gradual, lawful reform into capitalism under the tsar.

Whomst? It isn't the SRs. It isn't the Mensheviks, or at least not any of the Internationalists, Martov's group (Who were very close to Bolsheviks in outlook), and even the defencists didn't think you could achieve socialism by gradual reform under the tsar.
It isn't the Cadets, they weren't socialists.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

A bunch of nerd shit qs I just selected neutral for

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

baby i'm an anarchist papyrus-cool

i like that the top left and bottom right quadrants are just empty. really highlights how this split between "social" and "economic" freedom is a fiction born out of the neoliberal turn. even the most authoritarian stalinite tanko-marxist cares more about freedom than the most coked out crypto libertarian.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I got anarchists, does this mean I get executed now or later?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

Anarchists are comrades too so it's fine

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just making sure I'm truly not a liberal!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Almost the same exact position as me, check my other comment out for my Red Army fan fic.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

I'm between Bolshevik and Left SR. I don't know what that means.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

I am not left enough 😔

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left of the bolsheviks 😤

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Haw haw haw

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

I'm on the far left of the left SR and a little lower than it. In my head canon, I am one of the left SRs that gets folded into the Bolsheviks after they win, I support the party throughout the Civil War with some frequent criticism, and sometimes in the 1920s speak out too much and get in trouble. Redeem myself by fighting against chad-trotsky 's attempted coup. Spend the rest of the 20s and 30s disengaged from party politics and just try to be involved in my factory job. When ww2 breaks out I'm too old to reenlist, but support the party and country. Continue in my factory job and join the resistance after Nazi occupation, and probably die.

This was fun.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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Left SR pretty much on the dot

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Whoops forgot to add the link. Thanks comrade:

https://arzamas.academy/materials/1269

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I ain't no lib.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Sadly, people, I'm merely a revisionist

I'm a Left Socialist Revolutionary

What do I do as one anyways?

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