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[–] 173 points 3 weeks ago (58 children)
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    It's a wild thing. So the term grew out of the manosphere actually, it was mainly a term for present fathers who steered their boys away from that garbage because they recognized it was only going to hurt them. It kind of grew from there to encapsulate everything they hate. Now, they associate beards with hipsters, dads, LGBT+, nerds who like games, music, books, theatre, and basically any man with a soul and two brain cells to rub together, which is precisely who they see as the enemy because they're so transparently evil.

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  • [–] 151 points 3 weeks ago (18 children)

    So basically a wholesome father with a big bushy beard.

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  • [–] 100 points 3 weeks ago (15 children)

    Exactly. They've been working real hard to make it about gas masks in the military, which is a thing, but that's not why they're going off about it. "Beardos and Weirdos" specifically is a dog-whistle for men who actually have honestly held values, don't consider sex, violence, and substance abuse the point of life, and try to be a mentor, a partner, a part of a community or who otherwise contradicts their narrow, machismo-laced, lecherous and reductive definition of "Man."

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  • [–] 51 points 3 weeks ago

    Look here now, a man can enjoy sex, violence, and substance abuse(not necessarily in that order) a whole lot without it becoming a part of their personality. Plenty of us are happy to be degenerates in private

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  • [–] 43 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    A beard or long hair for men has always been a sign of rejection of conforming to social authority.

    Hair is the best symbol of rebellion as it is difficult to defect from, takes a long time to grow long, and is accessible to everyone. You can recognize a hippie with their tie-dye shirt and reflective sunglasses. They signal to themselves and others that they are opposed to the Vietnam war and the establishment in general. But when they go to the office, for a swim, to the gym, etc. they go back to conforming to the rest of society. The hippie with long hair is at all times signaling their rejection to the establishment and is also signaling that they have been rejecting this for many years. The hippie who only commits to the tie-dye shirt and sunglasses can take it off when under scrutiny and put it back on when convenient.

    Hair has no nerve cells. Cutting hair is completely painles. If someone won’t even listen to authority telling them to cut their hair, what makes you think they’ll listen to authority for anything else? Long hair subconsciously scares authority because the legitimacy of said authority is constantly challenged. This is my hypothesis for why being clean shaven and short hair has become a requirement in many militaries, but never a militia. It is the easiest way to get someone to subconsciously be comfortable with submitting to authority.

    Some examples of "beardos" who use their hair as a symbol of rebellion:

    • Koreans during Japanese Imperialism
    • The Khalsa
    • Indian saints, regardless of religion
    • Hippies in the US
    • Brazilian communists during the dictatorship
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    [–] 92 points 3 weeks ago (16 children)

    Is part of Hegseth's mental health problems that he can't grow a beard. It wouldn't be the first time in history (Alexander the Great famously count grow a beard and forced his troops to be clean-shaved).

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    I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again: Satire is nigh-impossible when reality is already this ridiculous.

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    [–] 54 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

    Isn't war in 2026 mostly about logistics and maintenance and signal tech?

    For every 1 masculine man man with epic guns surely there needs to be 10 or 20 other mild mannered technicians and cooks and geeks to pilot the drones and what not.

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    [–] 44 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    Because when you are losing a war, the sort of facial hair you have really matters. Reality doesn't back them up, so they have to go for crass appearance. Not "weak" my ass.

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    [–] 43 points 3 weeks ago

    Authoritarianism is an admission of abject weakness.

    White supremacists are the weakest and most brittle snowflakes.

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  • [–] 41 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

    Hey, Pete, you know what happens when you decide to kick all those people out? You lose all the people running the cybersecurity division. Funny how that stuff works.

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    [–] 38 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

    What is a beardo? A man with a beard? I thought they wanted the tough manly guys? Hä?

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    [–] 38 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Okay "no longer the weak department", how is Iran thingy going for ya

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    [–] 35 points 3 weeks ago

    Man is showing his kinks

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  • [–] 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    I’m sure the recruitment numbers are doing great with that kind of leadership.

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  • [–] 22 points 3 weeks ago

    Sadly the economy they enshitified into an affordability crisis are driving recruitment. All the branches are meeting their quotas.

    This despite the conditions on the Lincoln. This despite that Hegseth is denying advancement to non-white, non-male non-MAGA officers.

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  • [–] 32 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

    Yeah no trans people means your dumb ass just crippled military intelligence.

    Also aren't special forces super into having beards? I'm glad if we're cutting back on them, especially the seals, the psycho bastards. And of course he's a weirdo himself

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    [–] 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    And then he puts fucking Elon Fatty Musk wimpy nazi in charge. Yanks - please kick out this administration

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    [–] 30 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    I guess warriors don't know logistics. It's that how he managed to lose the Iran war?

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    [–] 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    OK but why you're getting cucked in Iran?

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    [–] 29 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    the USA is circling the drain ane these are the priorities of the clown in charge… lol

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    [–] 28 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    He definitely goes to Turkish bathhouses and sucks dick.

    It's like 4chan... Used to be a fun place to talk shit and look at regular porn.. then all the right wingers took it over more every board is full of whining about Christianity and every porn board is full of trans and gay porn..

    Right wingers ruin everything.

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    [–] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Says the guy that has his own makeup people.

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    [–] 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    did he make this announcement after thirty minutes hair & makeup as usual?

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    [–] 26 points 3 weeks ago

    All I'm hearing is Pete can't grow a beard and resents beards in others.

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  • [–] 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Didn't Iran just kick his warrior ass? Do we not have to personally and sincerely apologize to the entire world because we elected these bozos, and let them trash the global economy?

    I want my woke military back. I want my DEI federal government back.

    (Actually I want them to be way more woke and DEI than they were.)

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    [–] 23 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    What a great idea Pete. It's a good job that no future war will ever involve computers, electronics or creative problem solving.

    /s

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    [–] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Bro got his entire education of Vietnam from 80's B movies and didn't even watch First Blood

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    [–] 20 points 3 weeks ago

    Um if there are no weirdos allowed why is Hegseth the main dude?

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