The fuck is a beardo?
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Is part of Hegseth's mental health problems that he can't grow a beard. It wouldn't be the first time in history (Alexander the Great famously count grow a beard and forced his troops to be clean-shaved).
From my understanding, it's to keep black people from serving. They have to be clean shaven and unfortunately black people tend to get really bad razor bumps which isn't accepted.
I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again: Satire is nigh-impossible when reality is already this ridiculous.
Isn't war in 2026 mostly about logistics and maintenance and signal tech?
For every 1 masculine man man with epic guns surely there needs to be 10 or 20 other mild mannered technicians and cooks and geeks to pilot the drones and what not.
WE NEED HOTTIES WITH ROCKHARD ABS AND HARDER BONERS TO SLOBBER OVER 🤤 🇺🇸 🫡
Because when you are losing a war, the sort of facial hair you have really matters. Reality doesn't back them up, so they have to go for crass appearance. Not "weak" my ass.
Authoritarianism is an admission of abject weakness.
White supremacists are the weakest and most brittle snowflakes.
Hey, Pete, you know what happens when you decide to kick all those people out? You lose all the people running the cybersecurity division. Funny how that stuff works.
As the old saying goes. A plane crash returning from a furry convention would put the software and cybersecurity industries back decades.
What is a beardo? A man with a beard? I thought they wanted the tough manly guys? Hä?
Okay "no longer the weak department", how is Iran thingy going for ya
I’m sure the recruitment numbers are doing great with that kind of leadership.
Sadly the economy they enshitified into an affordability crisis are driving recruitment. All the branches are meeting their quotas.
This despite the conditions on the Lincoln. This despite that Hegseth is denying advancement to non-white, non-male non-MAGA officers.
Yeah no trans people means your dumb ass just crippled military intelligence.
Also aren't special forces super into having beards? I'm glad if we're cutting back on them, especially the seals, the psycho bastards. And of course he's a weirdo himself
It's a dog whistle. Everyone who's been in the army with an ethnically mixed population knows many black people (think West African mostly) have severe skin issues if they shave fully. I had two guys in my section (so I assume more in the company but I can't recall) with exemptions and, of course, they were black.
And then he puts fucking Elon Fatty Musk wimpy nazi in charge. Yanks - please kick out this administration
I guess warriors don't know logistics. It's that how he managed to lose the Iran war?
OK but why you're getting cucked in Iran?
the USA is circling the drain ane these are the priorities of the clown in charge… lol
It's circling the drain because these are the priorities of the clowns in charge. As desired by the people who elected said clowns.
He definitely goes to Turkish bathhouses and sucks dick.
It's like 4chan... Used to be a fun place to talk shit and look at regular porn.. then all the right wingers took it over more every board is full of whining about Christianity and every porn board is full of trans and gay porn..
Right wingers ruin everything.
reminds me of voat. for a while the site was doing very well taking in those tired of Reddit. and it was pretty great. and then Reddit banned the most rascist subreddits and voat was suddenly full of christians. strange coincidence lol
Says the guy that has his own makeup people.
did he make this announcement after thirty minutes hair & makeup as usual?
Didn't Iran just kick his warrior ass? Do we not have to personally and sincerely apologize to the entire world because we elected these bozos, and let them trash the global economy?
I want my woke military back. I want my DEI federal government back.
(Actually I want them to be way more woke and DEI than they were.)
What a great idea Pete. It's a good job that no future war will ever involve computers, electronics or creative problem solving.
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Bro got his entire education of Vietnam from 80's B movies and didn't even watch First Blood


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