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They're really gonna put The Onion out of work (thelemmy.club)
submitted 16 hours ago by to c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] 25 points 13 hours ago (5 children)

Jesus. Jesus was a beardo. A real socialist hippie kind of guy in sandals and robes and long hair and a beard.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

    To be fair, Jesus would only be useful in a military if he abandoned his principles and went Doctor Manhattan on everybody.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 hour ago

    Nah, the guy who whipped money changers outside the temple and said “sell all your possessions and buy a sword to defend the poor” would do just fine. He was canonically into peace, but not pacifism

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