Going to need to add additional distracting ponies now.
Twilight's horn is powering up, I think pondering "how shall this waitress and/or establishment be punished" is about to become a moot question.
The second affair is with an Nvidia VP, not a foreign spy.
Also, how is it even running with that much sugar poured into the gasoline?
He also needs to apologize to his mistresses now for cheating on each of them with the other.
Good thing we now have the technology to spin up arbitrary numbers of additional chatbots for him to have affairs with.
Username... doesn't check out? Unless there's some double-agent fuckery going on here, I guess.
Depends how strong their climate change denialism is. If they're willing to let themselves die of measles perhaps they'll just stay there and drown.
And nobody dares let Pinkie Pie know there's a car problem in the first place because she'd insist on getting involved somehow.
She might solve it, but the next mechanic to look inside will have an aneurysm.
If you're unpaid then why are you doing it?
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