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I guess even Elon has his limit in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 hours ago

Yeah I can why they tweeted that, Harris is against the spread of CSAM

Rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Remember that time when a physicist proposed a Thorium Potassium reactor which woudl run at a lower temperature and the feature that the reaction would destroy itself before ever going critical and the world was like "interesting" and then he said "and it even prevents weaponised uranium" and then the world went "no thank you"

Motorola 'Chop' for flashlight is trash in c/[email protected]
Motorola 'Chop' for flashlight is trash in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Loved it on my Moto X 2014, not sure how you're doing it wrong. double chop, small movement, around 30 degrees. Hold the phone flat against your palm, like you're shaking hands with it.

Works a little too well sometimes and it turned on when I was running with my phone in my pocket.

So professional looking it must be true in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Legit thought I was on lemmy.ml for a moment

Anon is a good samaritan in c/[email protected]
AI's take on XML in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 week ago

OH HEY EVERYONE, EVERYONE, THIS GUY LIKES JSON

Fuck you and your unstructured garbage.

Multiple people shot near Kentucky highway in 'active shooter situation,' authorities say in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Camera should get that astigmatism checked out

The UK section of my local supermarket is taking the piss in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Ok, correction I do see a tiny USA flag on the top shelf, but not on the second shelf

The UK section of my local supermarket is taking the piss in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, what the fuck why is Mississippi Belle macaroni and cheese in the UK section?

I don't need to learn the language, I'll just use the translate app. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have no idea why people think translation is a perfect one to one exercise or why translation app don't have options to tweak for "direct" or "interpretive" or even "poetic" translation sources or even just minor context options

The Extremely Limited Baja Blast Gelato Is Available Only Through The Taco Bell App in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

It's not an ad, it's sponsored content about fake scarcity!

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Wij zijn nummer twee (i.redd.it)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3832017

Once again we punch above our weight, so you wankers don't have lag between strokes

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Contribute, they said. It would be fun, they said. (www.theregister.com)
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Meet the “digital parents” giving millions in China a vision of family love they never had (restofworld.org)
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Majority of Japanese support government-run dating apps (www.asahi.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/21037419

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First Horizon Bank system detects when a call center worker was on the brink of "losing it" and plays an AI-made montage of family photos set to their favorite song to calm them down. (www.bloodinthemachine.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/4856141

We live in a sci-fi dystopia.

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'Carthage must be destroyed': Mark Zuckerberg t-shirt ignites anger in Tunisia, present-day Carthage (www.albawaba.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/2927731

'Carthage must be destroyed': Mark Zuckerberg t-shirt ignites anger in Tunisia, present-day Carthage

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The original was posted on /r/worldnews by /u/SmartAd95 on 2024-05-16 11:07:15+00:00.

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dripping vs jetting (feddit.nl)
 
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dripping rule (feddit.nl)
 
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Three million malware-infected smart toothbrushes used in Swiss DDoS attacks — botnet causes millions of euros in damages (www.tomshardware.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/11673232

Three million malware-infected smart toothbrushes used in Swiss DDoS attacks — botnet causes millions of euros in damages

I meet my 10-year-old self in 1987. I tell him I live in the future of 2024.

"2024! Wow! Do you have flying cars?"

"No."

"Oh. Well do you have Mars colonies?"

"No."

"Huh. Well you've gotta have a cure for every disease!"

"No."

"What do you have?!"

"We have a toothbrush that bad people can control remotely."

"...do I have to grow up?"

"Yes."

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Elmo’s wellness check uncovers existential dread and despair on social media, nobody's ok right now (www.nbcnews.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/11430957

Elmo’s wellness check uncovers existential dread and despair on social media, nobody's ok right now

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Sharing your screen in Teams is a sign of imcompetence (feddit.nl)
 

I can't believe how many virtual meetings in the last three years that people are still sharing their screens.

People seem to share their screens in 3 situations:

  1. Showing or explaining a document. Whether it be a slideshow or written document, people seem obsessed with idea that no one else knows how to read or that they write just as incompetently as they present.
  2. Explaining procedure. I get it, things can be complicated. Learn to screen record.
  3. Collaboration. Most conferencing apps have a whiteboard or other document creation apps have real time collaboration. You just don't want to use these things because you want to be in 100% control of what's being written down. You don't want a meeting, go do your own things, if you feel obligated to turn it into a meeting you just want attention.

We all have a limited time on this earth. We're not going to remember or care about the meetings in a year or two. Go find something meaningful to do with your life. Stop sharing your screen, and even better yet, don't have the meeting at all. We're not going to look back at the end of our lives and wish we'd had more meetings.

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Stupid sexy pig transformer (feddit.nl)
 
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