everyone is twelve now, except the president who is five

Real "everyone clapped" energy here

Xi going "hmm yea" as Trump explains for 20 minutes why AI should be called super intelligence

And then everyone clapped and Albert Einstein gave me $100

Working with people like this, it's important to keep in mind that "agreement" is not the same as "too exhausted to argue", "not compensated enough to care", or "talked over and railroaded."

I hope his heart super pumps and it super dislodges a super hard chunk of arterial super plaque and it stabs him in super brain and he strokes out before the super midterms

He did the same thing with (airport!) is this a new development in brain worms?

das ist super!

Im gonna start ending all of my stories with “everyone else agreed, also.”

I hope it was a good meeting. The longer relations between China and the US remain cordial, the more China will pull ahead.

Chuds actually admire this guy lol