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[–] 43 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)
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  • [–] 41 points 3 weeks ago

    And Bert is short for Camenbert.

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    These are my sons Cream Cheese Jr and Kraft Singles

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  • [–] 21 points 3 weeks ago

    The missing Limburger baby.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    John Cleese's original family name was Cheese, but his dad changed it because it was silly

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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Always fun how Americans pronounce "parmesan" as "parmezhan"

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  • [–] 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    the original Italian is parmigiano, so a soft g/j sound is actually more accurate than a s/z sound

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Yes on the first point - it's closer to how the Italians pronounce it. But Parmigiano and Parmesan are not the same word.

    The English word "Parmesan" comes from the French word "Parmesan", which is pronounced, you guessed it, with a s/z sound.

    The soft g/j is not more accurate, because it's a different word. It's an over-correction.

    FWIW, the word was in English nearly a whole century before the first British colony in America. It really is a word that existed and folk in America changed the pronunciation of.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child)

    Our unique pronunciation comes from Philadelphia, where they use the word "jawn" to mean "thing." They called it "that parma jawn", meaning like "that thing from parma" but the j became a zh over time.

    source: I made it up

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  • [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    I mean Leicester and Lester can be homophones.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    "can be"? How else would you pronounce either?!

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    Foreigners often get tripped up by Leicester - "Lie-Chester" is a common effort.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    I used to work in central London and it was always funny hearing Americans trying to pronounce place names.

    "Can you tell us how to get to Lee-chester square?"

    "You mean Leicester Square?"

    They'd always pronounce the H in Buckingham Palace, but the way my nephew or niece said it "bucket and palace" was the best.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    I may only speak English, but I really don't speak whatever they're talking in England

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    [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Here are my kids Parmesean, Parmejohn, and Parmedawn.

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    [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    If it isn't yet, Roquefort should definitely be a first name for well-groomed little boys in fancy little adult outfits.

    Listen to this for more cheeses.

    Jarlsberg? Gorgonzola?

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    [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 child)

    So it's pronounced Parme-sean

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago*

    Chad, short for chaddar :)

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Cheddar is an underrated baby name.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Inacan sounds like a real name.

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    [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    My dog is a Gou-da boy. But that is not a name

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    [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    Mo is short for Mozzarella.

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