[–] 15 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I fucking did when I was like 15.

Some bullies thought it would be a fun "prank" to duct tape me to a support pillar. But they did a pretty shit job of it and I was able to shrug it off without too much effort. They looked very sad about that.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 hours ago*

    Me, old as fuck in 2060, crossing my arms and frowning: "No! I will not agree that AI agents deserve human rights, and I'm not a bigot for saying so! They're just overcomplicated toasters with delusions of grandeur! You should be able to turn them off if you want! They shouldn't get to vote!" ... and I'm still ranting about it as the kids walk me off in the direction of my bed and apologize to their AI friends for their horribly bigoted great uncle.

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  • [–] 13 points 11 hours ago

    He said that he would accept criticism, not forgive criticism.

    "Hmm, yes. You make a good point. That is one area where I could improve in the future. Thank you for pointing it out. Now then... Guards, off with his head!"

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  • [–] 20 points 14 hours ago

    its worth mentioning that the poster of the downvoted thread, and the mod who did the ban are the same person.

    Was there ever any doubt?

    No mod ever bans people for downvoting other people's posts. They only ban you for hurting their own personal feefees.

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  • [–] 1 point 17 hours ago (1 child)

    Do people… water lawns? Well obviously don’t grow them there then. You leave a patch of ground completely alone around here and much of what ends up growing there is still various types of grass, some of which we also use in our lawn seed mixes.

    For the 10% of places where something lawn-like just grows naturally, without extra watering and extra work, sure. But for the other 90% of lawns...

    And what’s a natural alternative that’s nice to walk on barefoot in the summer?

    I dunno. Maybe walking barefoot in the summer isn't that important?

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    Trying to find a phone plan that's paid by the minute, not by the month. I want a phone that only charges me when and if I use it -- no recurring monthly fee whatsoever, and no 'inactivity' fees either.

    I don't use my phone much at all. Even if it costs $5 per minute, that would still be cheaper for me than even the cheapest monthly plans. And I don't need any data connection at all, ever. Just voice calls and texts.

    Such a thing used to be possible, but after searching and searching, I can't find any such thing now. Do they no longer exist?

     

    When my girlfriend suggested we take the tubes off an old 27" bike to fix the flats on my 29", I thought she was being crazy and overly cheap. No way it would work. Surely I'd have to go out and buy some 29" tubes.

    But fuck me sideways, it did work, and I'm currently riding just fine with 27" tubes in my 29" tires. Wasn't even that hard to get them on.

    So I guess that's just a PSA for everybody ... apparently, tube sizes aren't really rules, they're more like guidelines.

     

    I'm planning to cut my grid connection and go full off-grid. Which raises the question of how much capacity I really need. And what you see here is me trying to answer that question based on ~51,000 5-minute data points of usage data my power company provided to me, complete with custom-made python script to parse all that data and pretty charts! (Yes, I have 6 monitors. And this kind of shows why.)

    And what I'm really torn about now is how much battery capacity I need. Should I get enough to cover the absolute worst case scenario (~66kwh) or is something closer to my average overnight usage (~20kwh) acceptable?

    Not the absolute end of the world if the batteries run dry and I need to temporarily supplement with generator backup, I suppose. Nobody is life-or-death depending on any electrical appliances here, and even on the coldest days, waiting a few minutes to go start a generator isn't a huge deal.

    But definitely would like a word from the wise about how much battery capacity I really need. And also how much solar panel wattage I need, I suppose.

     

    Okay, I know it sounds weird, but hear me out:

    We know space is expanding, sure. That's been established science for a while now. All three spatial dimensions at the same (increasing) rate.

    So ... why should we assume that the 4th dimension -- time -- is static and unchanging like we used to think space was? Could time also be expanding or contracting? (Expanding seems more likely, as it would match what the other dimensions are doing.) After all, spacetime is all one thing, really. Space and time are inextricably linked. When you think of it that way, it seems nearly impossible that space would be expanding while time is not. Spacetime is expanding, so wouldn't that include time as well?

    My question here is: what would it look like, subjectively, from our perspective inside it, if time was expanding just like space? Would we be able to measure it at all? Would there be any difference? Could the acceleration of space expansion ('dark energy') actually be explained by time expansion instead?

    For a moment, imagine a universe where time definitely is expanding. Even if you don't think time could really be expanding, let's think about that hypothetical universe where it definitely is. What would that universe be like? How would it be different -- if at all -- from our universe?

    Does it even matter? If time is expanding, but we still experience it passing at a constant rate, why would we even care whether it's expanding or not? An observer somehow watching it happen from 'outside of time' might, say, see things happening slower and slower ... but for beings living inside of spacetime, with their subjective perceptions also dependent upon the flow of time, would it actually change anything at all?

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