[-] DakRalter 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

This is what I get:
you're reading this on a device that doesn't have a battery in it, or the battery is at 100% while plugged in.

I found the site:
https://yhvr.me/about/

Also eff has a similar one:
https://coveryourtracks.eff.org/

[-] DakRalter 4 points 15 hours ago

In the early days, ddg's browser used to block YouTube ads direct. But now it only blocks ads through the duckplayer.

An interesting thing about ddg is it does stop websites seeing how much battery you have. I don't know why this is useful, I just thought it was a fun fact.

[-] DakRalter 9 points 15 hours ago

Well, he does seem to need the toilet at the most inconvenient times, so maybe this wasn't a mistake and it's just so he can always have a loo at hand at the WH. Just spray paint them gold, and he'll never be more than 2 metres away from a loo.

[-] DakRalter 2 points 17 hours ago

Well I've always lived in London, and our usual teatime biscuits would be rich tea, butter puffs, sports biscuits, malted milk and morning coffee. So, pretty standard fare.

(Dutch crispbakes and French toast when we were feeling fancy!)

[-] DakRalter 7 points 17 hours ago

Joining the euro isn't as big a deal as some people would have you believe. You just promise you will some day, then kick the can indefinitely.

Iirc you have to agree to adopt the euro once you meet a particular set of criteria, so countries who don't want to join just make sure they don't meet the criteria.

[-] DakRalter 3 points 17 hours ago

Any time? Wait, so can you perform Under Pressure while under pressure or not?

[-] DakRalter 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think my family bring those back when they've visited India. There's a chocolate biscuit they bring as well, I can't remember if it's the same brand.

Edit: it's called Hide and Seek and I think it's a Parle brand too.

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Trigonometry (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 day ago by DakRalter to c/youdontsurf@lemmy.world

[Harold leaning back in his chair: Day 1209 of not using sin, cos or tan.]

I've been clean since 2002.

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Job interview (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 day ago by DakRalter to c/youdontsurf@lemmy.world

Sorry for the bad dad joke

[-] DakRalter 2 points 1 day ago

I'm pretty sure it was mainstream in the 90s. It usually had brown packaging.

[-] DakRalter 7 points 1 day ago

I mean it could work. The proud boy types will probably all want a go first, to prove their manliness. So let them take each other out one by one, then when the last one is still recovering from the previous fight, send Bernie or AOC in to do a karate kid style KO for a guaranteed win.

[-] DakRalter 7 points 1 day ago
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submitted 2 days ago by DakRalter to c/ukcasual@lemmy.world

I can't remember the last time I saw one of these. These used to be as ubiquitous as the digestive and rich tea (which incidentally, the finger version seems to have fallen out of fashion too, and they were much better than the round version).

It looks like if you want this biscuit now, you have to search it out. Why did they stop being sold in supermarkets?

[-] DakRalter 53 points 2 days ago

You used the þorn! You're going to summon the þorn guy!

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0Mg (thelemmy.club)
submitted 3 days ago by DakRalter to c/youdontsurf@lemmy.world

Your body has run out of magnesium.

0Mg!

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submitted 4 days ago by DakRalter to c/ukcasual@lemmy.world

My second microSD card has corrupted :( I have a feeling I was sold a fake.

I've watched enough Atomic Shrimp to know external storage is a minefield. Argos is an authorised sandisk seller, but so is Amazon and I know they get counterfeits mixed in due to 3rd party sellers. Afaik Argos would only sell their own stock if I buy a card from their stores, right?

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submitted 1 week ago by DakRalter to c/dodgers@fanaticus.social

That third inning at-bat though 😂

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submitted 2 weeks ago by DakRalter to c/dodgers@fanaticus.social

It's the only position he's never played.

I'd like to see it on a blow out game. Last inning, get Rojas to pitch, Kiké to catch. May as well have a laugh after a rough game.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IBaqfSaF3Ww

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submitted 2 weeks ago by DakRalter to c/dodgers@fanaticus.social

After the first inning, I thought it was gonna be a blowout, but they turned it around. Teoscar on fire again!

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Ohtani hates Rushing? (m.youtube.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by DakRalter to c/dodgers@fanaticus.social

It looks like it from this clip, but is there more context to it than that? Did something else happen that made Ohtani move away like that?

Kiké also seems to not like Rushing:
https://m.youtube.com/v/J8_xVKtgHpQ

Do you think he'll be a Dodger for long?

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Comfortably Numb (thelemmy.club)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by DakRalter to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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Dodgers’ funk continues (sports.yahoo.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by DakRalter to c/dodgers@fanaticus.social

This slump is depressing. The Dodgers have lost their lustre. What's going on?

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Honey Badgers (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by DakRalter to c/youtubecomments

@syiridium703
6 years ago
Well of course your camera gets full of photons. When you get the message "SD card is full" what you think it is full of, honey badgers? It is full of photons and you have to empty it to take more photos, everyone knows that!

Also, when the plane is "upside-down" what would be the source of the force that would pull everybody to the ceiling of that plane? No, no, no, let me guess - Nibiru?

From https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aH5arZI7aBY

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