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I'm realizing I might drink too much soda lol
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Normal Coke Enjoyer.
Walnuts in the refrigerator? That's weird.
Nah, keep them from getting rancid in the summer heat.
I should buy a dildo but I'm still too scared to put anything in my ass. Gotta practice first anyways.
Edit : I could also go for some Coke Zero.
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At least you're eating your vegetables
I've also got an egg!
I'm the same way. I buy like 7 or 8 of the 35 packs from Costco. When I get my own place, I plan to buy a coke soda fountain like they have at restaurants and stuff. I figure its cheaper in the long run, and its probably better for the environment.
I thought that and looked in to it. It'd take years to pay for itself (even if soda is the only thing you drink), and you also have to get a commercial ice maker and keep the ice bin on the soda fountain full, bcs none of them actually chill the soda, it gets chilled when the water is piped through the bottom of the ice bin. It's easier and cheaper just to buy the Costco 36 packs and an extra fridge for them.
Pretty sure they run on syrups. Just buy a big container of it. If you need it to be carbonized, buy a carbonizor. No need to spend 2k on a dispensor.
The dispenser mixes the syrup with the carbonated water to turn the syrup (a sticky goo) into soda.
Yes, but you can do that manually instead of spending 2k to automate it
Fridge full of Cock-a-Cola.
No Chance, or was he too big to fit in there?
Nice try Violet08, you've exposed your alt account.
At some point you just start buying the 2 liters
Not the same.
you know what? you're right, I really shouldn't be browsing Lemmy at work
Glad to see SOME greens in the fridge. Gotta stay healty
I wanted to add more greens to the collection, but it gets expensive. Been eyeing the new Puff the Magic Bad Dragon release and saving my pennies!
Chance of explosive diarrhoea notwithstanding.
Those cucumbers are fucking purple and blue. You need to throw them out ASAP. You don't want salmonella.
I don't like the walnuts. I don't know but i don't
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We all enjoy a coke, walnut and lettuce soup while sitting on a dildo every now and then but they should at least be kept on seperate shelves in the fridge, this doesn't feel sanitary.
most sanitary lettuce I've seen in weeks
Why on earth do you keep walnuts in a fridge?
It's not a terrible idea, the oils can go rancid.
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Who puts dildoes in fridges and why?
Ever been to Arizona? Great way to reduce your core temperature after a walk outside.
As a Californian leaving soft petroleum based products in climaticly uncontrollabled environments in Arizona is a great way of having melted versions of said products.
Have you guys been to Washington State? Also, suppose you put the dildos to use too fast so they are stuck in there. Like licking a frozen metal pole, sort of stuck. What's the safest way to...oh you know what, nevermind! It came lose. Wait this dildo wasn't red this morning!
Is silicone petroleum based? I thought the reason it was the preferred material for adult action now is that it was super stable and body safe.
Silicone is not oil based I think. I just kinda assumed they used a rubber base.
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Multiple dildos in fridge
Rolls eyes
Multiple cases opened for same beverage
"Get the rope!"
Such a weird variety. Coke and Coke Zero? Most people buy one or the other.
One is for regular days, another for when I deserve a treat, the bigger (2L) one for when I deserve an even bigger treat, etc.
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Wash your vegetables well.
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