Dating tip: If they like you, you can do no wrong. If they don't like you, you can do no right.

Holy shit! I'm sorry, but you guys sound like the worst employees in the world. Drug deals in the parking lot? Coming to work whacked out on LSD? Wow.

If Europe imposes journalism standards on social media, it is that much harder to spin crap.

The Fediverse is social media. What kind of journalism standards would be imposed upon it?

First, how does a 70 year old man in a wheelchair who has been unable to move for half a century participate in an orgy? Second, having ALS, wouldn't he have lost interest in sex during the Nixon administration? I'm thinking the demand for pedophiles might be outstripping supply.

My guess would be evolution. Those horses that let us ride them were fed well and cared for by humans and then mated with similar horses to make more and more of the same. Those that didn't let us ride them had to fight for their own food and fight for their own mates and didn't multiply as much. So we essentially happened upon a couple of horses that enjoyed hauling us around, told them to kiss each other, and we got more. Repeat and rinse for tens of thousands of year.

One of the authors, Prof Ashley Gearhardt of the University of Michigan, a clinical psychologist specialising in addiction, said her patients made the same links: “They would say, ‘I feel addicted to this stuff, I crave it – I used to smoke cigarettes [and] now I have the same habit but it’s with soda and doughnuts. I know it’s killing me; I want to quit, but I can’t.’”

Sometimes I wish there was a devastating famine, and 100 of millions of us would starve to death so we'd have to start using the old definition of "kill" again, and appreciate the futuristic utopian we once had. We need to stop scrutinizing the actuary tables for hidden horrors, look up, look around, eat a cheeseburger, have an after meal cigarette and relish the wonderous paradise in which we all live.

I urge you to talk to a lawyer before you try this stunt.

I'm not judging. I'm just telling you guys what would happen. So you probably don't want to try this at home.

I probably wouldn't. But the paramedic crawling from the burning wreckage of an ambulance screaming "MY LEGS! I CAN"T FEEL MY LEGS!" probably would.

If someone died, that would be murder charges. Putting cinder blocks in the street under leaves is a boobytrap and those are usually illegal. What if it was an ambulance coming to pick up someone up next door? Or someone swerving to miss a cat?

Is PeerTube separate from the rest of the fediverse? I'm on Lemmy and get everything from what's in the OP image except the video things.

I'm not exactly rejecting it, but I can't afford to build a new computer that can run it till the AI bubble bursts.