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23-state solution (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 week ago by Keld@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net

https://xcancel.com/HillaryClinton/status/2074899281056604275#m

Here are a few takeaways:

  • Rahm's proposal to shift from a 2-state solution to a 23-state solution deserves real attention. The whole region needs to be part of the answer.
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[-] agentant@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

You could perhaps say that they want a "Final Solution to the Middle Eastern Question". I say this as a joke but give it some time and someone is probably gonna say something like that, given we're at the mask-off fascism phase.

[-] diamath@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

To that end, the now-discredited path to a “two-state solution” should be replaced by a 23-state solution: the 21 Arab nations that have exploited Palestinian rights as a slogan for decades now need to roll up their sleeves and stand up a governing authority capable of accepting the historic Jewish connection to this land.

And again the real answer is one state. The arab nation. And the settlers accepting that they don't have a historic connection to the land.

[-] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I also have a proposal:

We should break the US in 50 independent states. That way they won't have the energy to fuck with the rest of the world.

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Not enough, divide it into 3,244 independent states. County-level balkanization(Inshallah new term with be AmeriKKKanization)

[-] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 6 days ago

Manifesting this🙏

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 84 points 1 week ago

In case you're curious the 23 state solution is getting 21/22 (It's different depending on whi says it) arab countries to agree palestinians don't deserve rights.

[-] Salem@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

In other words, the sanitized collaboration of ethnic cleansing & genocide to relocate and displace Palestinians because Israelis can't learn to be - or sanctioned and disciplined with - equals with their neighbors or their oppressed victims.

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 51 points 1 week ago

god he thought he was so fucking smart for calling it that

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago

Genuine 'pokemon go to the polls' energy

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Didn't even come up with it himself. Its a j-street thing.

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 1 week ago

Sadly that's better than what I was thinking. Fully expected it to be them doing the electoral college in Israel but in a way Palestinians can only ever get 1

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 54 points 1 week ago

if she really wanted to reach the youths she would propose a 67 state solution

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago

I support a two state solution: The Palestinians get Palestine and thee Zionists get Germany (the Germans are so cucked by the Zionists that they would probably love to live under the rule of the zionist master race)

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago

i don't think it's up to you how many palestines there are

[-] cornishon@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 6 days ago

the 23 state solution refers to making all the "middle east" states agree that Palestine is not a thing.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

One state per person solution.

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

Every man a king, every person a sovereign state

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago

real anarcho-lib energy

[-] wombat@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago

demon emerges from sewage pipe to weigh in on Palestine

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

Does that include Libya, Mrs. Secretary?

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

Pokémon go to the Middle East.

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

i feel like "the whole region" would almost certainly pick an option that Israel wouldn't accept

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I feel like youd be disappointed. Jordan is an American outpost, Saudi Arabia is team Israel, Lebanon's government is comprador-astic, the UAE would never lift a finger for anyone's liberation, iraq is a mess, Syria is a puppet state, in Egypt Sisi is actively complicit in Palestinian genocide, etc.

[-] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

Lebanon’s government is a genuine chimera with each head pulling in a diametrically opposite direction and every “agreement” it has signed has been with a gun to its head(s)

The government was officially threatened by the US to either start a civil war or have the US directly declare war on it. Plenty of people in some areas you can call compradors, the government is not what I’d call that.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

Lifetime loser says some dullard shit

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah? Well that's not as cool as my 37 state solution!

[-] Hermes@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

I'm up to 85 states, and whenever someone asks me I add five more.

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

What about the 420-state solution where we just give everyone Jordanian Joker Weed and they're too stoned to fight?

[-] Class_of_1917@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

n → ∞ state solution

[-] LetterLiker@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

i have taken all of the states and now rolled the counter so there is just one global state. maybe i have also created no states.

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

More states = more solutions

At what point is it just a colloidal suspension?

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Here are a few takeaways:

disgost Suspect phrasing and formatting. I think her staffers are asking AI to write tweets for them. More than that, I think Clinton herself would be horrified at the idea of anyone besides the US and Israel so much as being present to observe, let alone have a say in anything.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah just parcel up the middle east into a bunch of states without the input of anyone who actually lives there, what are the chances that could go wrong a second time

[-] Jew@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Sikes Picot 2: Electric Boogaloo

[-] Maeve@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 week ago
[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Cool idea, too bad Isn'treal only wants to kill all Palestinians so it's utterly impossible. Apparently these buffoons can't understand basic facts, I'm sure this will win dems votes going forward.

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