Oh look! Free-range cocksuckers!
don't insult fellatio givers like this
Born to ride Donald J. Rump. Sounds like they all got the chance to actually fuck him. Up the ass. Good job guys!
No, if they’re riding they’re taking it up the ass from him, so they get to experience literally what most of us only experience metaphorically.
Larpin as a motor cycle club in those clean leathers, brand new patches.
Nah they're legit 1%ers.
1% on their SATs. 1% of their family still speaks to them. 1% of their Dodge RAM loan is paid up. Their Trump crypto and NFTs are worth 1% initial value.
With shit "bikes" that are slow, don't corner, and just make stupid noise
Born to Ride a Grifter's Chode
No thanks, I don't want to ride Donald J Trump.
Just as well; there's already a queue.
Ride Donald Trump? Are they gay? Does Trump know there are gay rockers out there who want to have sex with him?
Does Trump know there are gay rockers out there who want to have sex with him?
In the mind of an 80-year old dementia patient, the line between 'knowing' and 'not knowing' gets pretty blurry.
They are wayyyyyyy too old for trump.
That sounds gay.
Nothing against being gay. Just doesn't fit the superstraight republican stereotype. But sure, ride whoever you like, as long as it's kept consensual and legal.
Bikers are pretty gay. Like leather daddy, a real man's man kind of gay. Smoke meth and fuck for 16 hours straight gay in your musky assless chaps.
Doing anything in excess to the point of addiction is wrong. And what I notice is that typically closeted republicans who think being gay or trans people are the worst are usually only think that because they are suffering from sex addiction and must think every gay person is like that. Not understanding that no its only them thats the monster, and can't seem to comprehend that normal people can just love eachother and have normal gay sex without it becoming a crippling addiction. Their brains have to equate it to a disease before their brain would even let them consider they are just the shitty person.
Its like the same argument in my mind as people needing religion as a frame work to even be able to comprehend the concept of morality, as it couldn't exist without an Omnipotent father figure (sky daddy) to whoop your ass if you even thought about stepping out of line.
assless chaps
All chaps are assless, that's why they're called 'chaps' and not 'pants'.
Smh my head. I have always heard "assless chaps" as if that was not the normal kind of chaps.
Before they were a biker leather fetish thing and a fetish fetish thing, chaps were an actual functional thing.
When horseback riding through thick brush, you'd wear chaps over your pants, and the tough leather of the chaps would protect your pants (and your legs) from all the thorns, burrs, sharp branches, and other scratchy things in the brush you're riding through.
That's why they mainly only cover the front and outside side of the leg. The back of your leg isn't getting scratched much if you're riding forward, and the inside side of your leg is up against the horse, so it doesn't need protection. Covering more than necessary would make them hotter, less breathable, and less comfortable than they need to be, so they only cover what's necessary to protect.
They're still used some for that purpose where people are still riding horses through brush. And also by cowboy cosplayers who want to look like they're still doing that.
There are also more specialized forms of chaps out there for protection against other things, still in common use in their niches. Chainsaw chaps are made of kevlar fibers and designed to shred and bind up the blades of a chainsaw before it can cut through and accidentally cut your leg. Snake chaps are made of tough material (often with embedded metal layers) designed to protect you from snakebites when walking through brush and tall grass where venomous snakes are common, as unexpected snakebites in those situations would normally happen to the front of the leg.
Man its weird being on a platform where everyone has the same urge as me to explain very minute details about a very specific thing they know about and write 5 paragraphs about it.
If I would of known only the cool people ended up here I would of made my over a long time ago.
TIL.
Thank you, that was very informative.
ENHANCE

You go outer to inner, especially due to the shapes. So it says “Born to Ride Donald J Rump for 45”.
The question is 45 what?
Minutes? Hours? Months? Years?
Could this be related to the kompromat Russia holds? What a scandal!
Ride him, then, losers.

Gotta love how small the 'for' is on their jackets.
I didn't even see that. Lol makes it feel like its intentional.
Licking? They're throating the boot.
Strange way to say you want to ride a man who is allegedly a bottom
Oh i bet they want to ride Trump, like their club jacket says.
That "for" being so small has to be intentional.
They were born to ride Donald Trumpet? Are they riding him yet?
Ww2 vet bikers rolling in their graves
All sexuality aside, they're dressing up in a stereotype that exists from a subculture known for defying state and authority. Bikers are renowned for anarchism. Sure you'll see your hobbiests dressing the part too, but they're not donning themselves with support for a political authority.
This reminds me of the video of MAGAs rocking out to Killing in the Name.
Biker culture also tends to have a lot of unfortunate overlap with violent white nationalism and misogyny, which is right at home for Trump fans
Yeah, there are a lot of really sweet bikers who'll give you the shirt off your back and help you out in a pinch.
There's also the Sturgis crowd.
I don't know how much overlap there is between between the two, but I have never personally run into the Sturgis crowd. I know where they are around here and avoid that area, that might be why, but like buzz says there's five of them in the whole damn county.
Born to ride for Donald J Trump?
Donald Trump doesn't even know these people exist.
I wonder if the guy on the right is Puerto Rican or if he thinks that's the Texas flag. Is his left shoulder skull supposed to represent Italy or Mexico? Neither answer is America, that's for sure.
Them: We hate authority!
Also them:
Might as well say “Daddy issues right here”.
Anyone proud to say they were born to serve anyone in general is fucking pathetic.
PHRASING!
A fun time for these MAGA Weenies is sitting around drinking beers, and talking about what they love about Trump best, and how stupid liberals are for not loving him, and if there was a liberal here right now, they'd stomp his ass.
I know you are being funny. But it's even better that you are actually right. I've had to deal with it before. They literally do what you just described.
They wanna do a different kinda licking…
Ummm… that doesn’t seem to match up with what I understand riding to be. I mean think of the guys as motorcyclists & Trump as the motorcycle.
Well these are adults, so trump would never consent. I'm okay with it, as long as I don't have to watch.
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