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I'm seeing a girl, T4T, it's early but it's so nice.

Hello everyone! Been a while, but I finally finished my second thesis, and now I graduate this week. So I'm back to posting as before.

General updates:

Being gay with my partner is still very nice.

Holy shit when the fuck did I turn into a girl I bought a swimsuit the other day and it looked perfect on me???? I never imagined it would happen.

I got addicted to fountain pens and started another warhammer army. Help.

jesus christ hexbear has been really showing its ass with misogyny of late. literally the only worthwhile things i am finding on this damn site are the trans mega and the news mega.

Just scheduled my first appointment for starting HRT!! It’s a couple months out but I’m so excited to finally be brave enough to commit :))

Soft tender breasts with no one to hold them

wore a dress to dinner tonight, first time in public. felt very cute 🥰 highly recommend

kind of weird to think that in about a week and a half I won't have to boymode anymore. and then in a week and a half after that I'll be actively girlmoding at a job where no one will know me as having been anything other than a girl.

Going to see and kiss the cutest girl very soon.

realizing you are poly like 9 years deep into a relationship with someone who is 100% monogamous

have friend over

Have a good time

They leave

I immediately burst into tears

elon's daughter is like the funny shitposter he wishes he could be. she's an endearing nerd instead of a gross one. her politics are cool and good for someone that young

somebody tell me what this means

Look. Playing with my boobs is fun but I want someone else to play with em

I wish I could post my cool makeup looks and fits on here. I've been having a ton of fun with bold and unorthodox makeup.

I love being trans and non binary and just looking however I want.

Gay wrath month begins today!! Don't forget to take it out on as many cishets as you can to keep them in line! Here's a list of ideas:

• Kick them in the shin
• Throw rotten food at them
• Hiss every time they try to speak
• Cut in line in front of them
• Jug of piss (use your imagination)
• Throw their phone in a microwave when they're not looking
• Lure them to the park where the most aggressive geese are
• Pepper spray
• Get them a wrapped present, but leave the box empty
• Spring snake in a can prank
• Slash their tires

Have fun unleashing your wrath this month folks!

It's the 4th of July in Australia. I've got 10 transfemmes in my lounge. We ate vegan hot dogs. We're drinking tstingtao and soju. We're watching battle ship Potemkin and listening to RATM.

Up with trans!

was outside tonight doing some clandestine water canning of my potted plants and prepping for the heat. plenty of bugs about. little jumping spider by the hose nozzle and a big grass spider by my feet.

i gave them both a little spritz of mist. the jumper was too small to track but that grass spider ran around for a second before stopping to slurp slurp slurp.

just make sure you don't hit them with too cold water, preferably filtered if possible, and spray far away as possible but close enough they can feel the drops. some spiders will "lick" the water off their own bodies if they are thirsty. you can tell if their abdomens look a little like a deflated balloon. so yeah don't forget about the littlest things in this heat

Just got a hrt prescription in 95 degree weather on 4g connection, my np probably hates me now for being a nervous overly apologetic glitchy ass .5g connection ass patient but I finally got drugs now. Now I just need to order my prescription and hope I feel better.

crow i saw today

also proof i’ve touched grass

I watched 'I saw the TV Glow' finally. Honestly devo that's gonna leave a mark. I think it's the first time I've felt like a character's life is relatable in a film. Not everything, but the like lying to parents to sneek time with friends where things make sense, the exploration and shying back, alienation from your own life.

It was good, I had a really solid cry after, for what might have happened if I didn't meet my wife, what happens to so many people, and I guess the confused grief of child me that I don't ever really take out of the "don't open" box in my head.

Solid film, I really recommend it.

i did my first shot! (been on gel for a few years). I've had the vial sitting around for a bit but inertia/being scared of needles the normal amount made me delay. it wasn't so bad at all! really pleased with myself and i think it'll be a lot easier next week

Behold my second favorite corvid, the scrub jay:

Despite the name they're actually quite proficient

I'm becoming so much more secure in my transition as my body keeps changing and I lean how to present the way I feel on the inside. This won't be even slightly surprising to younger me, but I'm a tomboy. I'm so much happier and hopeful for the rest of this process as I've learned to accept that and the fact that I'm still a beautiful woman even if I do prefer minimal makeup, frequently wear band t-shirts and pants, and love getting dirty outside or by wrenching on something.

Now I just have to start voice training >.<

Huh.

I got a decent grade.

Wow. I'm free now ...

Listened to my cis coworker jawing about her mental health and how it's hard to know if it's just a normal reaction to a sucky society then she makes the aside that "dysphoria wouldn't exist if we didn't have gender societally" and it just made me mad... Is that bad

down with cis

I think I got a job where I'm gonna work on hvac systems provided the other candidates aren't more desperate than me, I'll know by next week. They got walk in freezers, a huge ac unit, and a lot of PTACs and I'll have to do a lot of other things too unrelated to hvac that I at least studied like some plumbing and maybe some boiler stuff. I still wanna try union stuff in october but even if I get in this time I might be on a waiting list for work anyway so this can be a good chance to put all my theory to the test.

I have come here to eat pickles and attack and dethrone god, and I'm all out of pickles.

Edit: Wait, found some more pickles. Carry on.

My new friend called me "love", which is not the same thing as saying, "I love you" but still feels significant

I've been feeding a pair of jackdaws for two years now, they come to my balcony to hang out when I'm out there for a smoke.

Yesterday, they brought their chick along and taught it how to scam humans out of food by being cute

my monkey ass handing over literal kilos of peanuts and oats to a birb because it looks cool

spoiler

I shaved my face with a brand new razor and it left me with such bad razor burn, my skin hasn't burnt this bad from shaving in a long time. And this is a brand of razor I've used for a while, I've never had this issue, but this brand usually gets the closest shave I can find for the price. It was an okay shave today, but damn if it doesn't hurt

Curse the sober living for stealing all my shaving foam 😭

Have to go help my stupid dad with something later because I'm his stupid son so I have to put on my stupid mask that I'm doing okay. God I hate him and I hate pretending and I hate feeling dysphoric.

Fucking uni isn't using my social name and there is no place on the forms for me to put it god dammit, I'll need to email them

So my cousin is transphobic I'm like 99% sure, and I think she knows the way she dances around the questions she's trying to ask me. Pretends to be positive and an ally but is secretly concerned about how many trans people there are nowadays.

Kinda wanna force femme/masc/andro the entire population into being trans now /s

It's not surprising tho, she's said eco-fascist shit too in the past but again, knows it's bad I think and keeps it subtle.