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[–] 309 points 2 months ago* (8 children)

Having a drink to calm the nerves is one thing, but spending several minutes taking shots of vodka before a date sounds like straight-up alcoholic behavior. Unless OP is greatly exaggerating, either she has a massive tolerance, or she would end up a drunken mess in front of her date, which would probably be much worse than a case of the nerves.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 months ago* (5 children)

    To be fair they said “5 minutes” but did not give a number of shots.

    “s” implies at least 2, leaving some wiggle room that they where not accustomed to strong liquor and had trouble getting It down. 2 of them because they underestimate the effect of just one.

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    [–] 165 points 2 months ago (9 children)

    I, too, always keep an open bottle of vodka in my car, accessible from the driver's seat. It's just common sense.

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  • [–] 57 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Of course! You dont want to be fumbling around god knows where for that shit! Its unsafe.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago*

    I like to take a shot every time I see a black car, gets me ready for work in the morning. Obviously I don't drink and drive that would be dangerous, I wait until I'm traffic lights.

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    [–] 104 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Sort of reminds me of the time my friend fixed me up with a friend of his partner.

    OK its not the same but we met up at a nice chinese restaurant in amsterdam and I immediately found my date very hot. We had chemistry right away! When the server came to take the drink order my date lean in close and whisper to my ear "only get a mixer" as she pressed two small bottles into my hand and then winked at me.

    Turned out she is a flight attendant for klm and her purse was full of them!

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  • [–] 67 points 2 months ago* (3 children)

    This is why we should normalize committing societal faux pas and crimes on dates! Sounds like it was an incredibly fun time

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    [–] 67 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Dating is fine. Alcoholism is tough.

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  • [–] 64 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    My only proper post-bar one night stand, we got to my place, and the girl pulled out of her purse the largest bottle of vodka seemingly imaginable. It was like some disturbing Mary Poppins shit and really was an appropriate harbinger of everything that followed.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Did she put it in your butthole?

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  • [–] 40 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Pre gaming it is a must in today's economy anyway. Sounds like she had a good idea but rolled a nat 1 in the execution.

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    [–] 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I basically did this once.

    Except it wasn't alcohol, it was molly.

    The date was going poorly, because we were on different levels.

    She said I was being egotistical, I apologised and told her I was ballin.

    This was hilarious apparently, the date went smooth afterwards.

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    [–] 36 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Ok but if you're nervous, presumably there's an expectation that it might not go well...and then you'll want to leave...in your car...while all that vodka seeps into your brain.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    Women in movies: "Going to do a full blown date prep montage, complete with song and dance number, where I transform from mousy librarian to runway model over the course of 15 minutes. Come out cool as a cucumber and charming as a prince."

    Women in real life: "Going to throw on a top and some jeans, half watch a Netflix special about serial killers while I curl my hair, then down a mug of hard liquor to build up the courage to look a guy I've got a crush on straight in the eyes. Try to make it through dinner without mumbling, burping, or mentioning that I'm on my period."

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    [–] 34 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Probably my closest real life example to this was I had a breakfast date, but I ended up getting pretty drunk at a party the night before and showed up still drunk :(

    I felt like an ass.

    We went on a few more dates but then she suddenly stopped texting me. She messaged me like 2 months later and said there was a death in her family and she was sorry, but we didn’t set up any dates after that.

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    [–] 26 points 2 months ago

    Reminds me of a first date where I arrived at the bar to find her with her friend, polishing off their second pitcher of margarita. They showed up an hour early to get absolutely smashed. The server came over and gave me a look that screamed, "Run away and don't look back." It was a fun date, but a very short relationship.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 months ago (20 children)

    Ahhhh...

    The 'Murican attitude that it's ok to drink and drive...

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  • [–] [S] 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Yup, people in, say, Eastern Europe or South Africa never drink and drive. Hell, even Canada has higher mortality rate than the U.S. for drunk driving.

    I get that it’s fashionable to shit on America (and like 99% of time it’s justified), and I will not go as far as to say there is no drunk driving problem here (cause of course there is), but it’s not an “American attitude”

    Source: https://www.forbes.com/sites/niallmccarthy/2016/08/11/the-worst-countries-in-the-world-for-drunk-driving-infographic/

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    [–] 25 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    As an alcoholic… that lady is an alcoholic.

    But could totally be a meet-cute for a really bad manga that runs for 74 chapters and then just vanishes.

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    [–] 24 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    My date would be over if i saw that they are an alcoholic who drink and drive

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    [–] 19 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    The polite thing to do in this instance is to get on her level by pounding your own set of shots.

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    [–] 19 points 2 months ago (1 child)
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