▲ 1107 ▼ Rough date (thelemmy.club) submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 165 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 123 points 2 months ago (4 children) If I knew my date hand just taken five shots in short order the first thing I'd probably ask them is, "Can I call you a cab?" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Siethron@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago I'm not a cab... YOUR A CAB... whatsh werz we tulking abit permalink fedilink source parent [–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 child) Nerd! /$ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 2 months ago 🤓 ! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (2 children) What if you had also taken five shots in short order? The plot thickens. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 2 months ago (1 child) In that case I'd be too busy laughing at my own jokes to do anything useful. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago* (2 children) Hippocrate permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago 🦛📦 permalink fedilink source parent [–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 2 months ago Bone apple tit permalink fedilink source parent [–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago Sounds like that short video series with the guy from Silicon Valley. permalink fedilink source parent [–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago (2 children) I'd go shot for shot with her and we'd have a fucking blast. Bunch of fucking virgins in here. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago It wasn't until I got clean that I came to understand that non-alcoholocs don't see drinking as a competitive activity. Good luck, I hope it never gets bad for you but that's usually a question of when, not if. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago Every girl I've ever known who tried 5 shots of vodka was crying by 3 and throwing up while taking #5. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago I'm not a cab... YOUR A CAB... whatsh werz we tulking abit permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 child) Nerd! /$ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 2 months ago 🤓 ! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (2 children) What if you had also taken five shots in short order? The plot thickens. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 2 months ago (1 child) In that case I'd be too busy laughing at my own jokes to do anything useful. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago* (2 children) Hippocrate permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago 🦛📦 permalink fedilink source parent [–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 2 months ago Bone apple tit permalink fedilink source parent [–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago Sounds like that short video series with the guy from Silicon Valley. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 2 months ago (1 child) In that case I'd be too busy laughing at my own jokes to do anything useful. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago* (2 children) Hippocrate permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago 🦛📦 permalink fedilink source parent [–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 2 months ago Bone apple tit permalink fedilink source parent
[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago* (2 children) Hippocrate permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago 🦛📦 permalink fedilink source parent [–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 2 months ago Bone apple tit permalink fedilink source parent
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago Sounds like that short video series with the guy from Silicon Valley. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago (2 children) I'd go shot for shot with her and we'd have a fucking blast. Bunch of fucking virgins in here. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago It wasn't until I got clean that I came to understand that non-alcoholocs don't see drinking as a competitive activity. Good luck, I hope it never gets bad for you but that's usually a question of when, not if. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago Every girl I've ever known who tried 5 shots of vodka was crying by 3 and throwing up while taking #5. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago It wasn't until I got clean that I came to understand that non-alcoholocs don't see drinking as a competitive activity. Good luck, I hope it never gets bad for you but that's usually a question of when, not if. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago Every girl I've ever known who tried 5 shots of vodka was crying by 3 and throwing up while taking #5. permalink fedilink source parent
