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[WP] You are the last human left alive, not because everyone else is dead, but because someone needs to maintain the servers they all uploaded themselves to in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Miriam can go fuck herself.

[WP] The gods of Olympus have chosen you to be their champion and undertake a dangerous quest. You're 42 and absolutely not dealing with this shit. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

This would be much better without 40% of the words.

[WP] You're the strongest person alive. You just haven't realized it yet, because everyone tries their damnedest to hide it from you. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'm not sure what you are hoping to accomplish by posting so many writing prompts without actually writing anything yourself.

Nailing it in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

That may be the largest clitoris I have ever seen.

A Woman of No Importance in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I truly like this.

Honda Ebike’s Unusual Headlight in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I think the distinction really should be about speed. My ebike tops out at 20 mph (32 kph), while emotorcycles are much faster.

I haven't shared my corner of the world in a hot minute 💚 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Beautiful plants and great photography.

Half a million people protest against government in Israel in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Too bad they are not protesting the many thousands of Innocents murdered by their government. Because they are Palestinian.

Nick Offerman - Kamala Man in c/[email protected]
How many squirrels do you think you could take in a fight to the death? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

2, but only if they're thinking of divorcing each other.

US confirms first case of bird flu with no known animal exposure in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Are you wearing a mask in public yet?

Words in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Memes are idea viruses.

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Holy shit (youtu.be)
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Did you expect to be here, now? (lemmy.world)
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90s COPS is best COPS (youtu.be)
 

I just had to share this, I was one of the lucky 10,000 today.

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Americans, if you put yourself in the shoes of Washington, Jefferson, Adams and their ilk at the founding of this country, what questions do you think they would have for the leaders of today? (lemmy.world)
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In Mexico it's called Montezuma's Revenge. In Bali it's called Bali Belly. What other colloquialisms for gastroenteritis are there around the world? (lemmy.world)
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Want to see me with the covers off, big boy? [NSFJDV] (lemmy.world)
 
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Cafe Lotus, Ubud, Bali [OC] (lemmy.world)
 
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Balloon Races (lemmy.world)
 

I had to crop out a lot to conform to Lemmy's standards for photos.

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What is your heart's desire? (lemmy.world)
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What would you like to say to those people who affected you most? (lemmy.world)
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No words (youtu.be)
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Early Thursday morning. (lemmy.world)
 
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