▲ 1107 ▼ Rough date (thelemmy.club) submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 165 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 27 points 2 months ago (1 child) Did she put it in your butthole? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago* (1 child) No, that was a different girl, whole other thing. It just escalated quickly for a guy who isn't super the taking girls home from the beeeest honky tonk in Utah type. It'd all sound made up, but it's just how it accidentally happened. But I'm not divulging mostly because it'd probably be super vanilla to you freaks. (jk kind of) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children) Did she jump on top or just leave the lights on? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] diablomnky@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 child) They did mention Utah, so probably took off the special underwear, jump humped, and then soaked in god's loophole until morning. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 18 points 2 months ago* (1 child) Oh man soaking in god’s loophole after a night at the bar sounds like a great way to get shit on. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 2 months ago (1 child) Thanks for the visual aid. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 2 months ago I always say that everyone should have aids. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 child) Primarily, she wanted me to fist her and spit in her mouth, which. .in some other context, FINE, maybe? Maybe after your name sticks in memory or like...maybe next time? Preferably still probably no? I just wanted sex, it'd been awhile, Jesus Christ. We already went to Denny's. Idk you just had to be there. I don't kiss and tell. I'm a gentleman. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 child) You might not kiss and tell but you do fist and tell. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 child) I politely declined. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 20 points 2 months ago Poor girl just wanted a fist in her twat she’s not asking for the world. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago* (1 child) No, that was a different girl, whole other thing. It just escalated quickly for a guy who isn't super the taking girls home from the beeeest honky tonk in Utah type. It'd all sound made up, but it's just how it accidentally happened. But I'm not divulging mostly because it'd probably be super vanilla to you freaks. (jk kind of) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children) Did she jump on top or just leave the lights on? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] diablomnky@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 child) They did mention Utah, so probably took off the special underwear, jump humped, and then soaked in god's loophole until morning. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 18 points 2 months ago* (1 child) Oh man soaking in god’s loophole after a night at the bar sounds like a great way to get shit on. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 2 months ago (1 child) Thanks for the visual aid. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 2 months ago I always say that everyone should have aids. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 child) Primarily, she wanted me to fist her and spit in her mouth, which. .in some other context, FINE, maybe? Maybe after your name sticks in memory or like...maybe next time? Preferably still probably no? I just wanted sex, it'd been awhile, Jesus Christ. We already went to Denny's. Idk you just had to be there. I don't kiss and tell. I'm a gentleman. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 child) You might not kiss and tell but you do fist and tell. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 child) I politely declined. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 20 points 2 months ago Poor girl just wanted a fist in her twat she’s not asking for the world. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children) Did she jump on top or just leave the lights on? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] diablomnky@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 child) They did mention Utah, so probably took off the special underwear, jump humped, and then soaked in god's loophole until morning. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 18 points 2 months ago* (1 child) Oh man soaking in god’s loophole after a night at the bar sounds like a great way to get shit on. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 2 months ago (1 child) Thanks for the visual aid. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 2 months ago I always say that everyone should have aids. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 child) Primarily, she wanted me to fist her and spit in her mouth, which. .in some other context, FINE, maybe? Maybe after your name sticks in memory or like...maybe next time? Preferably still probably no? I just wanted sex, it'd been awhile, Jesus Christ. We already went to Denny's. Idk you just had to be there. I don't kiss and tell. I'm a gentleman. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 child) You might not kiss and tell but you do fist and tell. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 child) I politely declined. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 20 points 2 months ago Poor girl just wanted a fist in her twat she’s not asking for the world. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] diablomnky@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 child) They did mention Utah, so probably took off the special underwear, jump humped, and then soaked in god's loophole until morning. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 18 points 2 months ago* (1 child) Oh man soaking in god’s loophole after a night at the bar sounds like a great way to get shit on. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 2 months ago (1 child) Thanks for the visual aid. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 2 months ago I always say that everyone should have aids. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 18 points 2 months ago* (1 child) Oh man soaking in god’s loophole after a night at the bar sounds like a great way to get shit on. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 2 months ago (1 child) Thanks for the visual aid. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 2 months ago I always say that everyone should have aids. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 2 months ago (1 child) Thanks for the visual aid. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 2 months ago I always say that everyone should have aids. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 2 months ago I always say that everyone should have aids. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 child) Primarily, she wanted me to fist her and spit in her mouth, which. .in some other context, FINE, maybe? Maybe after your name sticks in memory or like...maybe next time? Preferably still probably no? I just wanted sex, it'd been awhile, Jesus Christ. We already went to Denny's. Idk you just had to be there. I don't kiss and tell. I'm a gentleman. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 child) You might not kiss and tell but you do fist and tell. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 child) I politely declined. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 20 points 2 months ago Poor girl just wanted a fist in her twat she’s not asking for the world. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 child) You might not kiss and tell but you do fist and tell. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 child) I politely declined. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 20 points 2 months ago Poor girl just wanted a fist in her twat she’s not asking for the world. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 child) I politely declined. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 20 points 2 months ago Poor girl just wanted a fist in her twat she’s not asking for the world. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 20 points 2 months ago Poor girl just wanted a fist in her twat she’s not asking for the world. permalink fedilink source parent
