Of course! You dont want to be fumbling around god knows where for that shit! Its unsafe.

The vast majority of accidents are caused by sober drivers. Thank you for doing your part to keep our roads safe!

I like to take a shot every time I see a black car, gets me ready for work in the morning. Obviously I don't drink and drive that would be dangerous, I wait until I'm traffic lights.

So when the cops stop you, you can take a swig right in front of them. Then they can't prove you were drunk before that and can't give you a DUI

A fifth of vodka, a loaded & unregistered pistol, a crack pipe, and a photo album of me walking by adorable dogs and not stopping to offer pets.

I also sit in the parking lot before a date just staring at people in the cars next to me.