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[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago

Have they tried telling trump they will name a uranium enrichment site after him?

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

Let’s give him an award.

Made out of uranium.

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Radioactive Trump will reign in the desolate future of Trump-land

[-] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

If fallout has taught me anything he will live forever as a ghoul and his medical issues wouldn’t matter anymore

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago

Very nice watch with glowing numbers

[-] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

A fancy uranium MAGA hat.

[-] qprimed@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

pretty uranium castanets, perhaps?

[-] Asetru@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

First annual award for outstanding achievements in the field of excellence

[-] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 21 points 1 month ago

If he thinks they mean golf leaders it just might work! Maybe do up a trophy and say it’s the Nobel Golf Prize

[-] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Maybe Saudi will give him a LIV Gold trophy

[-] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Dementia Don is far more concerned about all the kid rape evidence Israel collected through its agent, Jeffrey Epstein, being leaked.

Israel has the final say on this.

[-] lemmyng@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

And if not Israel, his dommy-mommy Pootin.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

I really don't think that he is though

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Why do you assume Trump has to be coerced in order to support genocide?

[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Rename the straight of Hormuz to the straight of Trump and you got a deal!

🫲🍊🫱

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

How about the Strait of Child Rape?

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

The same Gulf leaders who lobbied for the war. Funny how they changed their story once their own cities got hit.

[-] Hayduke@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Art of the deal.

[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Nah, he gotta use this to fuck the elections.

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

After the meeting, Cadet Bumble Fuck, played golf. Right?

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