Is there anything they can’t/wont fuck up? You would think they could get something right one of these times, statistically-speaking.
Trump: Look, I need the keys to your apartment, I gotta take a shower.
Xi: What's wrong with your shower?
Trump: There's no water pressure.
Xi: Why don't you just go see Kim?
Trump: Kim's got nothing. Vlad's got nothing. You're the only one I know who's got the good stuff, and I need it bad, baby, cause I feel like I got bugs crawling up my skin. Now you gotta help me out.
Not the slaughter of schoolchildren or fisherman, but the inconvenience of out of pocket costs for our shitty gas-guzzling pollution generators.
Cool.
See, that’s the sort of forward-thinking that I want from everyone.
One brother did, the other had his credentials revoked prior to termination. What a dumb headline.
Translated: We are cowards and the current president is a ridiculously fragile crybaby who can bury us all if we produce data that indicates he is polling worse than the previous president, who he claims was the worst of all time. We have no spine, no balls, no integrity, and welcome our tissue-skinned commander-in-chief into our eagerly-awaiting spread cheeks.
Seems to be a common theme nowadays.
I have to hand it to them, they are really good at finding new, innovative ways to make the platform worse.
Well yeah. The intention was for the attack to succeed.
He still “earned” 753x more than the median Target salary. Crushing, I am sure. How will he ever survive?
The department is working tirelessly to apprehend the criminals.
It’s a plutocracy disguised as a democracy