He himself didn’t. Trump would be nothing without a tribe of sycophantic republican congressmen, mayors and governors. This is of their own construction.

thank you for your attention to this matter

He can now continue to pursue his interest as a hip-hop artist.

Yeah, I ran out of time looking for one that’s up to date. It’s a good appetizer though.

Nope, he gets to stay right fucking here and stand trial for his crimes.

Not so fast, buddy. You have some ‘splainin to do. Bitch is trying to weasel out like Bolsonaro instead of facing justice.

That blowjob demonstrated that he could be easily compromised. Ridiculously easy, really. Granted this administration has proven that corruption and kompramat is actually a rite of passage rather than being truly scandal-worthy, so yeah. We screwed

That’s kind of a bitchin phone wallpaper

Ok, this “someone other than Trump” dying thing is starting to really piss me off.

We have lost way too many legends lately. This exchange rate is bullshit.

Thinking the department of jack-offs will do anything aggressive toward this pedophile shithead is laughable.

• Principal Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The rubis-eating insects are a godsend.
  Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by rubis-eating insects?
  Principal Skinner: No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the rubis-eating insects.
  Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
  Principal Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
  Lisa: Then we're stuck with gorillas!
  Principal Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
  Lisa: Hmm.