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  • Principal Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The rubis-eating insects are a godsend.
    Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by rubis-eating insects?
    Principal Skinner: No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the rubis-eating insects.
    Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
    Principal Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
    Lisa: Then we're stuck with gorillas!
    Principal Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
    Lisa: Hmm.
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  • [–] 201 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Things that have frequently harmed children

    • drag shows
    • giant-ass pickup trucks
    • trans rights
    • pedophiles
    • gay marriage
    • missile strikes
    • banned books
    • firearms
    • birth control access
    • churches
    • racism
    • education
    • ignorance

    Who is fighting to protect what here?

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