You can tell it’s a Tesla because of the way it is.

Well yeah. The intention was for the attack to succeed.

He still “earned” 753x more than the median Target salary. Crushing, I am sure. How will he ever survive?

That’s historically on par. Always appoint the least qualified sycophant for the job.

This is like an Adam Sandler movie only somehow dumber and less funny

That won’t even cover half of the (insured) cost of even the smoothest birth with my plan, and I work for a multi-billion dollar company.

This country, man. Having traveled abroad a bit, you start to realize how tunnel-visioned people stateside can get. Don’t even realize how much they/we are getting fleeced.

Your tax dollars at work

Fuck every single person that voted for this doofus rapist shit head. Furthermore, fuck every registered voter that decided to sit this one out because, "reasons". Our country alone arguably deserves the fallout this coward shitstain will stir up, the rest of the world absolutely does not.

I really thought his handling of the covid pandemic (among everything else) would have been a wakeup call to Americans that he is beyond dumb as fuck. He clearly and plainly fucked it every single step of the way. I have since tempered my expectations of my fellow countrymen. Apathy, racism, ignorance and incuriosity will doom this institution.

You haven't lived until you have had a chickpea in your mouth.

Hey look, a foreigner actively engaging in voter fraud!

The department is working tirelessly to apprehend the criminals.

Brave Sir Donald ran away. Bravely ran away away!

I have a feeling they aired that to startle the base into ignoring all of the fuckery surrounding trump and voting for him out of fear. I somehow doubt the numbers are accurate or even from a conducted poll. I may be wrong but I figure if it's on Fox, and it's political, it's probably intentional bullshit.