- Principal Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The rubis-eating insects are a godsend.
Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by rubis-eating insects?
Principal Skinner: No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the rubis-eating insects.
Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
Principal Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
Lisa: Then we're stuck with gorillas!
Principal Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
Lisa: Hmm.
I call that Pedophile Intelligence.
A Latin American illegally entering the US on a revoked passport? How much would you bet ICE would cuff him at the airport if he was anyone else?
lol “Tosin abasi”
Things that have frequently harmed children
drag shows- giant-ass pickup trucks
trans rights- pedophiles
gay marriage- missile strikes
banned books- firearms
birth control access- churches
- racism
education- ignorance
Who is fighting to protect what here?
The elf nobody asked for.
He feels like if he were in better shape he might have a greater chance of fucking Invanka.
“Spacex CEO and wannabe pedophile Elon Musk…”
TIL there are/were merch stores. What a cult.
I am more proud of lemmy at this moment than I ever have been.
Hey, it was pretty perceptive of you to be scared of Jeffry Jones as a kid.
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