[-] [email protected] 78 points 1 week ago

You can tell it’s a Tesla because of the way it is.

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From the album _ Music for Space Tourism, Album 1_

[-] [email protected] 224 points 1 month ago

Well yeah. The intention was for the attack to succeed.

[-] [email protected] 216 points 1 month ago

He still “earned” 753x more than the median Target salary. Crushing, I am sure. How will he ever survive?

[-] [email protected] 88 points 1 month ago

That’s historically on par. Always appoint the least qualified sycophant for the job.

This is like an Adam Sandler movie only somehow dumber and less funny

[-] [email protected] 125 points 2 months ago

That won’t even cover half of the (insured) cost of even the smoothest birth with my plan, and I work for a multi-billion dollar company.

This country, man. Having traveled abroad a bit, you start to realize how tunnel-visioned people stateside can get. Don’t even realize how much they/we are getting fleeced.

[-] [email protected] 171 points 3 months ago

Your tax dollars at work

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Desperately trying to fit in with the biggest idiots in town.

[-] [email protected] 205 points 4 months ago

Fuck every single person that voted for this doofus rapist shit head. Furthermore, fuck every registered voter that decided to sit this one out because, "reasons". Our country alone arguably deserves the fallout this coward shitstain will stir up, the rest of the world absolutely does not.

I really thought his handling of the covid pandemic (among everything else) would have been a wakeup call to Americans that he is beyond dumb as fuck. He clearly and plainly fucked it every single step of the way. I have since tempered my expectations of my fellow countrymen. Apathy, racism, ignorance and incuriosity will doom this institution.

[-] [email protected] 92 points 7 months ago

You haven't lived until you have had a chickpea in your mouth.

[-] [email protected] 201 points 8 months ago

Hey look, a foreigner actively engaging in voter fraud!

[-] [email protected] 266 points 8 months ago

The department is working tirelessly to apprehend the criminals.

[-] [email protected] 142 points 9 months ago

Brave Sir Donald ran away. Bravely ran away away!

[-] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago

I have a feeling they aired that to startle the base into ignoring all of the fuckery surrounding trump and voting for him out of fear. I somehow doubt the numbers are accurate or even from a conducted poll. I may be wrong but I figure if it's on Fox, and it's political, it's probably intentional bullshit.

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