This, ladies and gentlemen, is called “expert negotiation”

Despite showing up every day.

10 years too late for this, but better late than never. That was funny as shit. He such an absolute fraud (and pedophile, don’t forget that) and our fearless republican congress let this happen (don’t forget that either).

A funny question would have been to have him detail the end-to-end lifecycle of a California ballot. Then he could enlighten the world where in that process it all becomes fraudulent. It means a lot more than us, or worse yet - him, “just looking at it”.

His words are just a waste of calories. His existence should serve only as an example to current and future generations. And, finally, his grave as both a monument to greed, cowardice and negligence of duty. …Oh, and a urinal, naturally.

Also a great supplement for your SPS/LPS/Softie aquarium.

Man I miss being broke.

This was the only one of his that I couldn’t wrap my head around. I initially landed on #1, but 3 is definitely his type of humor. Good call

It was sure nice of him to hand over ownership so they could begin that process. What a guy.

Open his mind, so to speak.

Where in the article does this alleged exchange happen and who is this “she”?

This appears to be extremely click-bait.

Just sell them a gold phone.

Translated: We are cowards and the current president is a ridiculously fragile crybaby who can bury us all if we produce data that indicates he is polling worse than the previous president, who he claims was the worst of all time. We have no spine, no balls, no integrity, and welcome our tissue-skinned commander-in-chief into our eagerly-awaiting spread cheeks.

Seems to be a common theme nowadays.

The department is working tirelessly to apprehend the criminals.