That’s his entire resume for a cabinet position.

Yeah, that was weird timing.

Game recognize game.

They didn’t handle Mitch’s reboots very well either.

Headlights used to cost like $20. The whole damned thing. They were mandated standardized sealed-beam units that you could get in round or rectangle. That was it. Every garage/gas station and auto store had them and it was a cinch (usually) to swap out. We pooched it by letting the auto manufacturers have freedom of design. Sure cars fronts would look a little samey and aero be damned, but the economy of scale would likely keep prices way lower. Probably. Maybe. Or they could just ensure they shaft everyone on every car. I reckon that’s the more likely outcome.

Moshi moshi

Dr Nick Riviera. “…the red thing’s connected to my - wristwatch. Uh oh”

“Two weeks” Now, where have I heard that before?

Translated: We are cowards and the current president is a ridiculously fragile crybaby who can bury us all if we produce data that indicates he is polling worse than the previous president, who he claims was the worst of all time. We have no spine, no balls, no integrity, and welcome our tissue-skinned commander-in-chief into our eagerly-awaiting spread cheeks.

Seems to be a common theme nowadays.

I have to hand it to them, they are really good at finding new, innovative ways to make the platform worse.

Well yeah. The intention was for the attack to succeed.

The department is working tirelessly to apprehend the criminals.