Caviar. Stop lying it's gross.
Kalles Kaviar goes on everything.
Lobster. Without the butter it tastes like almost nothing. With the butter it tastes like butter.
to me, lobster has a flavor and it is awful
It tastes like slightly lobstery butter with an immensely satisfying texture. It's good
Black Licorice.
Now listen here you little shit
You can pry black licorice from my cold dead hands
I will happily have yours
Raw oysters. They have the texture and salinity of snot
Kale
Nobody LIKES kale, it's just a health trend
It's quite popular in North German cuisine. As someone from North Germany I can confidently say this counts against kale as a food.
Actually, there are ways to prepare it so it's a tasty addition, like in a soup. As a salad it's awful, though.
I like Kale. Im not even a health nut.
Starbucks
Alcohol.
If they discovered it today it would deffo be unlawful
Caviar.
Okay, this is probably a hot take, but fish.
I don’t understand how people like it. I get that taste is subjective and all that, but good Lord, I don’t like anything about fish. The smell, the taste, the texture. I don’t get it.
The smell comes from a base when the fish breaks down. That's why a spritz of lemon is such a common thing; it helps to bring the pH back down. I'm a big fan of a simple grilled salmon. Wrap it in aluminum foil with garlic salt. Cook, and spritz with lemon when it's done.
Avocados.
Guacamole is so goddamn good though.
It's also great on a turkey sandwich
Mushy peas. I’m from northern England and therefore should genetically love it, but I just don’t. Maybe it’s because I never went to watch football and rugby games in the rain and cold.
Kale....
Eggplant.
Matcha
Shellfish. The smell alone often makes me wretch.
Sea-bugs are awesome. Can I have yours?
Boiled peanuts
The fuck is a boiled peanut?
Caviar. Salty raw fish eggs. I think the rich started this rumour that it was an excellent gourmet item just so they could secretly laugh at the poors when they spent a bunch of their hard earned money on fish eggs, just to appear "Classy".
Dubai chocolate bars. $15 for a candy bar that just tastes like sweet? Makes no sense to me.
Raw tomatoes. You're eating eyeballs and it's not okay.
Are your songs not fit for my hall, master hobbit?
Craft beer. No way so many people genuinely enjoy that shit.
Craft beer
Are you talking about overly hopped IPAs? Because there's "craft beer" versions of every style of beer that exists
Not op, but yeah. If I wanted to drink a literal handful of hops I'd make a hops shake.
I like some craft beers that recognise that beer has more ingredients than just hops.
I hate IPAs, but there are some absolutely amazing amber craft beers out there. I'll take that over a pilsner any day
Truffle.
It's so overpowering and stinky, I don't understand why people want to pile it up on things or distill it to a liquid to turn the flavor of whatever you're eating into gym socks.
Truffle fries? No. Stop. Go away.
caviar/oyster
Cilantro, it ruins everything people decide to put it in.
Bottled water bought by people whose tap water is perfectly fine (i.e. almost everybody who buys it).
I think: "but it's really god when prepared in an air-fryer" for about half of what people comment here. (Kale, gnocchi, eggplant, ...)
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