I'd much rather just have an artichoke with a lemon and garlic and melted butter dip. Or a Lion's Mane mushroom, cut into slices and pan-fried in butter and salt, then topped with lemon juice. Or, for that matter, a Dutch Baby pancake. All of these strike me as being in the same overall flavor family as lobster, but I find them tastier, and they also avoid the cracking process, which I find messy and unpleasant.

Snails>lobster, I'll fight over it