But have you tried triple-double-reverse-ozmosis-hydrogenated-oxegenated Le Bleu?

It's actually delicious. I wish it weren't, and I try not to drink too much of it, but it feels hydrating in a way that my tap water does not.

I don’t trust the tap water. I get vindicated since they said they were going to add more poison to it the other day. Also flint. Fuck that shit.