And I cannot stress this enough: bury their bones in an unmarked ditch.

Those are original Warhol boxes. Two Brillos, a Motts and a Campbells tomato soup. Multiple millions worth of original art, set on the floor by the front door.

Theres a regular customer whom i do plumbing work for, for the last 3 or 4 years. These belong to her. She also has Cherub Riding a Stag, and a couple other Warhols that i cannot identify, along with other originals by other artists that i also cannot identify. I have to go back to her house this coming Monday, i might get photos of the rest of her art, just so i can figure out what it is.

Even though i dont have an artistic bone in my entire body, i can appreciate art. I have negative feelings on private art like this that im too dumb to elucidate on.

eat the fucking rich. they are good for nothing.

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[–] 67 points 2 years ago (3 children)

oh so when they have boxes strewn about it's 'art' but when I do it

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    [–] 66 points 2 years ago* (59 children)

    Warhol's fed-subsidized works are bleak-yet-pretentious trash that have had a negative impact on the art world ever since and I'm tired of saying otherwise. youre-awful

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (58 children)

    Post modernism wad funded by feds but that doesn't make it wrong or bad it just made it a less dangerous outlet for left leaning people during the time. Warhol was a crap person but his art was essential in mainstreaming ideas about art. He was like a Wes Anderson level guy so you get what you get. I'm not like..a fan but also have to admit he's a huge inspiration to my own artwork through others. Like post modernism in general I've got a weird relationship that I'm working on adequately explaining but that's like, a whole project.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (56 children)

    My problem is that even the vestiges of the subversive/rebellious roots of it are the establishment now. They're the big money in the art world and have been for generations. The tenured professors of art are almost universally on board and in agreement about the seemingly inexhaustible (yet exhausting) novelty of Warhol's work roughly a half century ago.

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  • [–] 65 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I was so confused, maybe I'm too peasant brained and didn't read the post properly, but for some reason I thought paintings were inside the boxes blob-no-thoughts

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  • [–] 61 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    ITT people who will analyze the fuck out of a TV show or movie going full the curtains are blue mode on fucking Andy Warhol of all people.

    Okay, but for real, the photo you've just posted, being what it is, is a pretty provocative art piece itself. As @macerated_baby_presidents@hexbear.net said, his art was some meta bullshit regarding the artwork used for advertising and other disposable things, made in a disposable way and sold as high art and it was high art cause he was a high artist. Having a photo of the originals strewn carelessly in some rich guy's house is fucking perfect. I'd buy a print.

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    [–] 46 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    But idea: Indiana Jones but it's stealing from rich people instead of the indigenous peeps. "it belongs in a museum!"

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    [–] 46 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)
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    [–] 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    being a plumber is more artistic than those stupid fucking boxes.

    rich people are morons.

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    [–] 41 points 2 years ago* (41 children)

    At risk of sounding like a peasant, wtf makes those boxes art? Is me asking that the point, so that rich people and art snobs can look down on the people asking if it is art to reproduce a consumer item? I feel like I'm being involved in someone else's masturbation

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (10 children)

    Is me asking that the point

    yes

    so that rich people and art snobs can look down on the people asking

    not really

    Warhol's stuff was "controversial" (and eventually famous and stuff) because of this sort of thumbing-your-nose aspect. I mean the original Brillo box is art - an artist designed it to look appealing to consumers, tell you what's in it, make you feel a certain way, etc etc. The Warhol Brillo box is a silkscreened wooden crate. Is that art? Is it Art? Warhol is the champion of pop art, which (if you're being charitable) is one angle to look at lowbrow functional art that's everywhere in our society. To approach from a different angle: I like socialist realism, it's good for schmucks like me who like a simple story: Lenin or the People or whatever are great because they're 9 heads tall and depicted in a cool dynamic pose, and it's pretty, but it is usually not "great" art that makes you think. I see pop art as trying to make us think about whatever intrinsic, lowbrow appeal might be found in consumer art.

    Of course Warhol was super good at the art market. Part of the thumbing-your-nose part is that he was making a whole run of these things, they didn't take that much effort. Everything is silkscreened. Critic and buyer alike were aware that these were not that much more special than the version in stores, and yet somehow rich people were (and still are) paying through the nose for a Brillo box. I have a kind of grudging respect for that at least. I think that at some point, the art market is rich buyers paying to be let into the club - by becoming the butt of the joke they are let in on the joke.


    Or as Roger Ebert put it,

    Andy Warhol comes along with a genuinely new way of looking at things: pop art. He also has a sense of humor and a certain feel for the mood of our times. He was right. We were ready for pop art.

    Then a lot of people, mostly from New York, invest large sums of money in Warhol. Once they've done that, they have a vested interest in keeping his stock up. Their interest is all the more frantic since most of them, I suspect, secretly believe Warhol's soup cans are worthless. They lack the wit to see that Warhol's art really is amusing and pertinent.

    So they overpromote Andy, who overextends himself

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago* (13 children)

    Yeah I'm confused, how are they art? What is the message or feeling or whatever they're trying to convey? I don't really feel anything when I look at a box of cleaning supplies. If I were in this house I would walk past them, maybe accidentally kick the "millions of dollars worth of art" because they would register to me as less than even worth noticing.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Casual reading on the internet suggests that it is art scene jerk off shit. I'm sure it's just hilarious and thought provoking if you're part of that world, but frankly I find the idea that someone is paying or getting paid millions of dollars for a pretend corporate art box just as offensive as the idea of the corporate art box not being displayed in a place of prominence

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    [–] 38 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    Andy Warhol was a fascist little pedophilic pig

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    rip to Andy Warhol your lazy ass would've loved AI

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    [+] 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (7 children)
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    [–] 34 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    If you're in this thread arguing about how everything is art, I'm stealing shit off your porch

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    [–] 33 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Even though i dont have an artistic bone in my entire body, i can appreciate art. I have negative feelings on private art like this that im too dumb to elucidate on.

    Same. These rich fucks treat art like million dollar funko pops and it sucks ass.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    Jean Baudrillard has some thoughts about private art

    It may seem strange to be analyzing the ideological process somewhere other than in the traditional, political or cultural sanctuaries. But the point is precisely that the market for paintings and the auction sale of the work of art permit us to decipher the articulation, and thus the process, of ideological labor because they are situated in the contexts of economic power and the cultural field. The auction, this crucible of the interchange of values, where economic value, sign value and symbolic value transfuse according to the rules of the game, can be considered as an ideological matrix — one of the shrines of the political economy of the sign.

    It is a question of decoding the birth of the sign form in the same way that Marx was able to uncover the birth of the commodity form in the Critique of Political Economy. In consumption generally, economic exchange value (money) is converted into sign exchange value (prestige, etc.); but this operation is still sustained by the alibi of use value. By contrast, the auction of the work of art has this notable characteristic: that economic exchange value, in the pure form of its general equivalent, money, is exchanged there for a pure sign, the painting. So it is an experimental terrain, simultaneously collective and institutional, for separating out the operation of this sign value.

    The decisive action is one of a simultaneous double reduction — that of exchange value (money) and of symbolic value (the painting as an oeuvre) — and of their transmutation into sign value (the signed, appraised painting as a luxury value and rare object) by expenditure and agonistic competition.

    In expenditure, money changes meaning. This fact, established in the auction, can be transferred as a hypothesis to the whole sphere of consumption. The act of consumption is never simply a purchase (reconversion of exchange value into use value); it is also an expenditure (an aspect as radically neglected by political economy as by Marx); that is to say, it is wealth manifested, and a manifest destruction of wealth. It is that value, deployed beyond exchange value and founded upon the latter’s destruction, that invests the object purchased, acquired, appropriated, with its differential sign value. It is not the quantity of money that takes on value, as in the economic logic of equivalence, but rather money spent, sacrificed, eaten up according to a logic of difference and challenge. Every act of purchase is thus simultaneously an economic act and a transeconomic act of the production of differential sign value.

    Certainly in everyday consumption the specific (and fundamental) aspects of the auction are largely effaced: the direct experience of competition, the challenge, the agonistic community of peers, etc., which make it such a fascinating moment, the equivalent of poker or the fête. But behind the purchase (or individual reappropriation of use value) there always remains the moment of expenditure, which even in its banality presupposes something of a competition, a wager, a challenge, a sacrifice and thus a potential community of peers and an aristocratic measure of value. Let us not be mistaken: it is this, and not the satisfaction of needs, that occasionally turns consumption into a passion, a fascinating game, something other than functional economic behavior: it becomes the competitive field of the destruction of economic value for the sake of another type of value.

    The Art Auction

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    [–] 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    This is why I let people play with my toy collection

    They're supposed to be fun, that's their designated purpose

    Art's purpose is to be shared and provoke emotion

    This is just a Funko pop wall for the bougie set

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    [–] 32 points 2 years ago

    the rich are also why that pile of shit is "worth" so much money, so fuck them for that too.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago

    Real dumb behavior to be sticking those boxes near a window so they can get gradually sun damaged.

    I think the real atrocity here is that cardboard boxes can be used as an investment for millions of dollars but that's the stupid world of fine art for you.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Warhol’s always an interesting discussion to have.

    He would have a kick about how we’re talking about it sitting in a tacky rich person’s living room, I’m sure. In the end tho it really doesnt matter what he made or why he made it, his work is more about poking fun at the art market. And in a sense that doesnt matter either, cause it’s one rich guy making fun of other rich guys.

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    [–] 28 points 2 years ago

    And their bathroom has an original Duchamp!

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    [–] 22 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    In this thread: "this is stupid"

    "It's supposed to be stupid, that's what makes it art"

    "But it's still stupid"

    "But that's why it's art"

    Ad infinitum

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    [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    Jackie-O-Lantern

    nkrumah-baffled

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    I remember seeing a poster of Maxfield Parish’s Daybreak, looking the painting up online and feeling super depressed when I read that no one can ever see the original in person because some anonymous asshole bought it for over $25 million dollars. The worst part is that for all we know, the buyer could’ve decided to set it on fire and feed the ashes to pigeons. It’s their property. Rich people can seriously just take important artifacts with barely any oversight. They collect the weirdest shit, too: the personal letters of celebrities, Gutenberg bibles, stolen Egyptian art. It’s literally just hoarding but expensive.

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    [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    the only good rich is a dead rich

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (19 children)

    I don't see any art. Art takes effort to make. Stacking boxes and then calling them art? That's not art, that's a grift. It's just like the ape picture bazinga shit. Ancaps must always con and grift and scam because those wretched creatures worship scamming.

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