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[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago

finally the time has come for one of those medal of duty games where you play as nonwhite people defending themselves against america.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

It's defending against an American proxy, but there's Fursan al-Aqsa: The Knights of the Al-Aqsa Mosque

A whole genre of shooters like this would be dope tho

[-] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

You will play as Juba, sniping Amerikrakkers one by one.

[-] ComradeOohAah@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago

[nsfw] I already made it. It's called Fresh Bulls Wanted a VR CCP Brainwashing Honeypot under the guise of a Milking Dungeon Simulator. It supports a variety of adult toys, let's you choose your body style and skin color, and has a better understanding of geopolitics than a lemmy.world user.

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Genuinely made me laugh, thank you doggirl-lol

[-] ComradeOohAah@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

But it's not for laughing. doggirl-growl This isn't Monsters Inc! soviet-playful

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[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

There's this game Eco that's basically Minecraft but you have to solve the climate apocalypse with market based solutions.

Thing is, if you just ignore the capitalism mechanics and do climate stalinism it makes the game extremely easy.

[-] Sulvy@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

You play as a school teacher and have to un-brainwash the kids while avoiding detection by administrators and parents. Stuff like muting the intercom during the pledge of allegiance and teaching the real history of Amerikkka.

[-] Pergoss@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

They just passed a law in Texas to teach kids grade 4-12 the "perils of communism." My daughter is going to be one of the first people to take this class as she starts 4th grade next year.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

perils of communism but it's all chinese critiques of the USSR

[-] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Paradox Game but you are a revolutionary movement

Edit to answer the brief better: you are only allowed to play as Dessalines

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Is there a DLC that adds Roderick Day?

[-] Big@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

You motherfuckers aren't ready for the Super Mario Paralympics

[-] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

Just spitballing, quality will vary:

-The game gives you $1,000,000 but you have to not make a cringy CCP-1984 fanfiction comment full of shit you read from a Washington Post opinion piece in a reddit thread after seeing one (1) person speak Mandarin for 30 seconds.

-CoD but the entire campaign is the Soviet all women's tank brigade I saw someone talking about in a comment yesterday.

-An MMO but you can only be black with curly hair styles. It's a perfectly average game in every other way and it doesn't acknowledge the character customization limitations at all. There's only one white NPC and he's the most offensive depiction you could conjure up (this requires play testing to narrow down).

-CBT outpatient simulator and it's all dialogue trees of people sitting around like a David Cage game baybeeeeee

-We took the script the AAA writing/art team did and then randomized literally all the genders and ethnicities. As a kicker, we reveal we did this a year later with the original art and show that 80% of the cast were originally white guys.

-War game that faithfully simulates late bronze-age phalanx tactics that is, accordingly, breathlessly homosexual. The entirety of the conversation in camp is what you would expect of a bunch of bros out ready to die and trying to get their long spears penetrated into something. I want the player visibly sick from so many dick jokes.

-Celeste 2

[-] guolai@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If it's a game genre that I am most familiar with, it will be a Dynasty Warriors clone complete with like a Dynasty Warriors story of like three different factions of leftist ideologies warring with each other after a fallout of an major successful revolution against a right-wing capitalist nation. Each faction have a optimistic good and bad ending outcome depending on you completing secret objectives within certain key battles that would save a character that would end up dying in that chapter which would affect a route split choice later.

If you clear all three faction (good and bad endings), you get one new faction that is basically the remmants of the right-wing capitalist group, clear that, and you get a continuation where the three factions unified once again for real to deal with the right-wing group once and for all for a golden ending.

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Do not pursue Stirner

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

"Jin Dynasty coup of Wei but it's Boris Yeltsin and his CIA-backed cronies" is a vibe

[-] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

It's a yellow paint action adventure where you play as an escaped enslaved woman in the usa south who's also gay and dealing with panic attacks.

The gameplay consists of you having to use CRT to explore the correct dialogue trees as you confront everyone responsible for your treatment. You own them in an argument, but then they each say they're unrepentant so you murder each one in a gratituous QTE fest where you overpower them.

The credits of the game is just every developer who worked on it doing an acknowledgement of the peoples who's land they live and work on and whether a treaty exists or not.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

I know we're all shitposting here, but I would totally play that. It sounds rad.

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

2nd person shooter

[-] GeckoChamber@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

I think, by definition, it would have to be a stealth game where you replace depictions of Churchill with beavers

[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Stardew Valley but it's a vegan trans lesbian commune.

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[-] shath@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

it's a video game with a woman in it

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] shath@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

dios mio, a woman

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

an attractive but not grossly objectified woman and you took all the promotional images at unflattering angles

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[-] Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

Tetris but all of the pieces are trans

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[-] Keld@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

The new battlefield only has trans characters. :)

[-] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

It is a paradox game just instead all the historical figures are tumblr coded. So thomas Jefferson in a binder will drone strike children's hospitals in some PoC country where oil companies don't have freedom of speech

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

A game where all the war criminals are tumblr sexy men

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[-] Arahnya@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

get this : one of the side characters are gay. subtextually.

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Oh my god you can't do that

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2026 where there is always at least two dads you can choose to shower with at any one time

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

If you wanted to make fashy gamers get as frothy as possible, I think you'd want something with really shiny realistic-ish graphics, a well-trodden genre that doesn't challenge preconceptions of what a game can be (you know, like an ARPG or a souls-like), and a black trans woman as the protagonist.

Like I don't think you really need to go that deep on Marxist themes or whatever (I mean, by all means do, but do it for the love of the game), you just need to make the sort of thing the gamers feel like they're entitled to, but put a reminder that minorities exist in the way of enjoying it.

[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

IIRC there was the game Forsaken a while back that gamers got mad about because it was a generic RPG with a black woman as the player character. You're spot on.

[-] Athena5898@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Well I tried to create a farming sim/survival game based off forming community systems and bartering and mutual aid post society collapse.

But then found out I fucking HATE coding

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[-] Sabbo@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

An MMO with a PvP mode.

At that point it doesn't even matter what the rest of the game is about -- we could even just scrap the MMO content altogether and it would still be too woke.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

One we already have: Dragon Ball fighter.

Yeah yeah, rep of different humans is cool and all…but imagine how diverse a fighter of multiple different species is.

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Baldur’s Gate 3 but you have to trans your gender, be gay, and have to do the Emperor and Bear scenes (no skipping)

[-] christian@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

The characters are all the gay frog enemy sprites from the Alex Jones game, but the game is chill and makes no other references to infowars.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's Fallout New Vegas but the box contains that gas that makes you gay the American military tried to invent

[-] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

First create an anime first person shooters where all the characters are conventionally attractive waifus, of questionable age and wearing skimpy outfits.

Second wait for it to become popular

Third, remove the above mentioned features, condemn the playerbase openly for their behavior and start adding characters. First trans, then PoC, then disabled and mock the haters on Twitter.

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[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

An arg called "who blew that oil line?"

It's a twist on the jeopardy format, this time we ask questions and the players make the answers

We'll get polymarket involved so that should buy some time before censorship strikes

[-] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Make Bambi Sleep into an adventure game where you complete Bambi's tasks. Then it becomes a LARP.

[-] Saeculum@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Red Dead Redemption 2, but set in 1907 and revolving around the Tiflis bank robbery, with the player character being Stalin.

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