It's a "Yes, the ruse worked" smile.
I think Leavitt is picturing all the propaganda she can spin out of this
Rubio is like "well I guess we're not even pretending." You'd think the freaks were at prom.
marco rubio looks confused hes not sure if he should be smiling or frowning.
Were enough people injured for it to be considered a mass shooting? I thought there was only one person who got shot.
Checking....
Yep, one person plus the shooter. I think it needs 4 injured to be considered a mass shooting for most definitions.
But they are douches anyway, they'd smile like that after any shooting that doesn't directly hurt them.
Thank you for taking a moment out of your day to fight for the actual meaning of words. I am completely serious here.
Yeah not a mass shooting, may not have been an assassination attempt either until a confession comes from the shooter. He may have been pissed at the media and didn't know Trump would be there.
This is from his manifesto, 100% an assassination attempt
what an ODD THING to SAY, and very specific that doesnt include KRAZY eyes KASH.
Shooters are always so well organised. Or are most assassination attempts thwarted by not completing the correct paperwork?
Guy gets hired or in secret service sting (commonly known as entrapment and is very common these days)
Handlers instruct him to write manifesto
The rest is pretty obvious
Least cowardly American
The shooter is in custody, I don't think they were shot. So just one person.
Yup, I misread. The 2 injured were the one person shot, and the shooter was injured but not by getting shot. So two injuries but only one shooting victim.
And the dumbasses here think that's a mass shooting.
The person who was shot probably had some non-zero mass.
..and then they all shouted out in unison "We NEED that ballroom!"
These sociopaths have no idea how to behave appropriately.
"hehehe I'm paid to protect a pedophile lmao"
Inconsequential. I'll bet that's how they react when they find out about every mass shooting
One person wounded is not a mass shooting, just to be clear.
Mass?
Attempted.
I know Trump is fat, but it still wouldn't count as a mass shooting!
I mean, Trump is made of matter..
I’m sure they’ve just got well-trained media faces. Let’s not go nuts with the conspiracies, this isn’t Xitter.
I'm sorry have you seen any of these people in the past year, in particular Hegseth? The idea that they have "well-trained media faces" is the biggest joke I've heard in 2026. They crumble under even the slightest pushback and have manbaby tantrums. Well-trained media faces, you must be having a laugh mate.
We're talking about people who openly commit multiple felonies on a daily basis. They're openly practicing mass bribery and insider trading. They routinely murder random civilians in the Caribbean. They've been openly flaunting the law on Congressional appropriations from day one. They are a criminal organization.
Faking an assassination is a minor item on their already extensive rap sheet. When they've already committed dozens of murders, what's a fake assassination at that point?
What face was I making when a thing happened?
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I'm not American enough for this
That is a good thing.
What did their faces look like when they were contending with a lone gunman?
especially MS karoline leavitt said there will be a shooting right before the actual shooting.
To be fair, it's always right after a mass shooting in that fascist shithole
There was one person injured, this was not a mass shooting by any definition.
Stop making shit up.
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