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[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 40 points 3 days ago

This bit pissed me off even as a 12 year old. Not specifically the skin colour thing but they took away a cool character that I had a crush on and made her Generic Princess. Her personality is gone as soon as the reveal happens, like she got possessed or replaced with another person

[-] Facky@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago
[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

They knew they fucked up a good character. Then they reused it on Midna, who also goes princess mode and changes personality. It blows my mind people think Zelda has a good story or characters. They have common archetypes that they reuse each game

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago

They have common archetypes that they reuse each game

That's basically Nintendo's whole shtick. Instead of spending time and effort on story/characters they spend it on gameplay instead. Same deal with Mario. Reusable characters and stories that enable the team to focus on mechanics instead.

[-] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

It used to baffle me that people paid attention to the stories behind games in the first place. Sure, there's some kind of excuse for the game. But actually getting into it?

It's a platformer, who cares about the lore of the game world?

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

I've always had this read that video game stories can make a game a lot better if they're good, and make it a lot worse if they're bad, but if they're just kinda generic people are perfectly fine to ignore them.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

They never released The Mushroom Kingdom Historia and people don't make 19 hour long analysis videos on how world 1 level 3 of super Mario bros is evidence that it takes place further in the timeline than Mario kart wii because that level looks like it could be an 8 bit version of mushroom gorge viewed from the side because where the pits are sorta matches and the brick style floor leading to the mushroom platforms indicates there used to be a road. Or saying Bowser was a tragic villain in Super Mario World cause he's a single father etc. Zelda fans have no chill

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

I see you haven't visited the Mario communities on Reddit crashing out over the lore and timeline of the Marioverse.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

The starfox subreddit has been haunting my recs sense the Mario movie and those guys are in another level. I shoildnt be surprised. Im pretty sure they outright resent story at Nintendo

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

those guys are in another level

They're Nintendo fans (gamers + Disney adults) and furries, so yeah lol.

[-] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

The only kind of plot any video game needs: Single screen, action starts.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago
[-] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[-] Carl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

it would be really funny if Jumpman returned to the series and everyone just acted like he was a seperate person from Mario all along.

[-] Big@hexbear.net 42 points 3 days ago

TURN HER BACK MOTHERFUCKER

frog-no-pretext

[-] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

There's a mod for the Wii U version that stops it at least. Not sure if there's one for the GC version.

[-] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 36 points 3 days ago

"I'm afraid, you ain't Tetra."

[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 3 days ago

Lmao, I completely forgot the comic this was referencing until you said that.

[-] edinbruh@feddit.it 21 points 3 days ago

In Biden's America...

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago
[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

wait wait wait

Wind Waker is the only one I never got around to playing back in the day and I also never got very far when I picked it up later. Yes I know, it's really good etc

THIS HAPPENS?? LMAO

[-] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

could be a commercial for one of those skin lightening creams i saw on tv in some shitty hostel in SEA

[-] sisatici@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

evil king and his curse that turns people white

[-] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I have seen shit that will turn you WHITE

-- Winston Zedimore, Ghostbusters.

[-] CommieKhinkali@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 3 days ago
[-] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

too tired to edit this to make sense. someone else can connect the dots

[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago

-25 radiant damage resistance

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

i've had sunburns like that where after it stops being red it's brown for a while and then the natural pasty complexion is underneath when the tan peels off

[-] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Japanese refer to their skin as "wheat-colored."

this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2026
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