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[-] Jhex@lemmy.world 191 points 2 months ago

I thought Hegseth had quoted Pulp Fiction and the issue was that it's blasphemous to do so by a gov official and such... but no, it totally looks like this idiot did not know this was not an actual Bible quote

The lesson here is "if you think they cannot possibly that dumb, forget about it and double down"

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 71 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

it totally looks like this idiot did not know this was not an actual Bible quote

He knew it wasn't an actual Bible quote, but he did think it was a modified version of Ezekiel 25:17. Which it definitionally is. The actual string is:

Ezekiel 25:17 –> (edit: Bodyguard Kiba modification) –> Pulp Fiction modification –> USAF modification

Whereas he thought it was:

Ezekiel 25:17 –> USAF modification

I think that's understandable if you've never seen Pulp Fiction (because you just assume the Pulp Fiction stuff was the USAF's addition), but it's still pretty funny.

The actual problem here, as usual, is separation of church and state being trampled over to make way for Abrahamic prayers in the US federal government.

[-] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

25:17 is a small segment of the "verse"... Pulp Fictions rendition is made up all in except the "great vengeance and furious anger..." Part....

E.g. fake bible verse.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

E.g. fake bible verse

You mean "i.e.", and yeah, he said that it's "reflecting" Ezekiel 25:17.

“They call it CSAR 25:17, which I think is meant to reflect Ezekiel 25:17.”

He literally never said it's an actual Bible quote or even all that close to one.

[-] towerful@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

Yup. It's not giving an example so "e.g." doesn't make sense

For example fake bible verse

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[-] zewm@lemmy.world 99 points 2 months ago

Separation of a church and state or nah? How is this allowed?

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 54 points 2 months ago

That went out the window long ago

[-] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Was it ever really a thing though [in the US]? Like aren't presidents sworn in on a Bible or something? And it says something about God on the money? And the pledge of allegiance? (The USA is a cult, btw)

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 months ago

That all changed during the “Red Scare” in the 1950’s. Swearing in on a bible is optional and lower offices have used e.g. a Quran in the past.

[-] sobchak@programming.dev 11 points 2 months ago

Before the Civil War, there was more separation. Things really started going out of wack in the 1950s (that's when "God" was printed on paper money). The swearing on the bible thing is a tradition from England. At US's founding 17% of the population were church members. In the the 1950s, 70% were. Now it's < 50%.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 6 points 2 months ago

Presidents can be sworn in on whatever they want. At least one has used something else, although I don't recall who or what it was.

[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

John Quincy Adams chose "The Volume of Laws" in 1825. Teddy Roosevelt had nothing right after McKinley's assassination in 1901. The only other oddball I see is Lyndon B Johnson used the closest prayer book after JFK's assassination

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[-] village604@adultswim.fan 20 points 2 months ago

Well, it's technically not part of any religion since it's a verse from a movie.

[-] MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 months ago

Are you telling me that Tarantino fans aren't a religion?

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Technically illegal, but the people whose job it is to enforce it are Christofascists, so this is the result.

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[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 50 points 2 months ago

Performative christians should get double hell.

[-] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago
[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

I think the pope is restoring something I lost a long time ago. So I will say protestants, but not all Christians.

[-] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah, nothing performative at all about the chap in the robes and the funny hat chanting incantations in a dead language in an art gallery while swinging incense around the place.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago

Hard to hate the dude when he's on the right side of history.

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[-] brynden_rivers_esq@lemmy.ca 39 points 2 months ago

These guys are such incredible losers. This guy in particular.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

In the words of South Park, Pete Hegseth is a fuckin' douche.

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 34 points 2 months ago

🤣 at least the end of the world is funny

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There are so many layers of what the fuck going on with this. A veritable dagwood of blatantly wrong decisions over the course of decades, relentlessly stacked upon one another and pinned together with the twin toothpicks of true faith and true grift. This is the culmination of a soul destroying amount of failures.

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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Tv guy prays to movie quote. You can probably figure out which AI he used by asking them all for the verse.

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[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Pentagon Prayer Service"

Oh good lord we are dooooooomed

for years, I smugly thought our military was past this crap. what a dummy i was, no wonder everything is so fucked

I haven't been to a lot of churches, but I have been a part of a few church congregations, and they have been without exception bat-shit crazy.

terrifying

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Evangelists have been prosletyzing to army recruits for literally decades. Hegseth is quite literally their guy, hence the firing of catholic military leaders.

You want to see real change in the U.S.? Start looking at mega churches. That's where some real change needs to be brought, soon.

[-] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

The fact the military has chaplains still…

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

I'm not sure what irks me more. The existence of a "Pentagon Prayer Service" or this idiot quoting invented bible verses.

[-] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

That's easy! All Bible verses are invented.

[-] CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one 21 points 2 months ago

Can we just talk about the fact that this "prayer" has the word 'aviator' in it and this moron in charge of our destructive power either didn't notice or didn't care?

[-] Soulphite@reddthat.com 19 points 2 months ago
[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 18 points 2 months ago

This is one way I know that religion is bullshit, because if there really was a God, these guys would all end up a smoking hole at the podium.

[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

“The path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of camaraderie and duty shepherds the lost through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to capture and destroy my brother, and you will know my call sign is Sandy 1 when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Amen.”

Dude probably prompted ChatGPT with the words Bible, badass, and US military and than asked it to replace some words with the rescue operation. That's my guess as some of the word replacements make no sense.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 2 months ago

How has this guy not had his ass beat for being cringe yet?

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 months ago

100% this came from ai slop gibberish that this idiot has been convinced is able to think and reason because it's easy to convince immoral idiot gibberators to drink the fruit flavor sugar drink if you pay them to.

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Could be worse, he could have called upon Brother Maynard to read from the Book of Armaments...

[-] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago

“And St. Atilla raised the hand grenade on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats…”

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[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Please tell me he started the quote from "Say what again, mortherfucker".

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

No. This guy is just distilled awfulness. He's all stick and no lollypop.

[-] HubertManne@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago

but they will see it not for the lord god shall pour upon their minds a multitude of dumb fuckery!

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

I wonder if he used Gemini or chatGPT to generate the speech.

[-] flandish@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

ahh good ole copyright infringement

[-] DandomRude@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Does it even matter what these people say? Apparently not, because none of them has ever said anything even remotely intelligent, let alone productive. Nothing but hate and lies for years - this latest embarrassment hardly seems worth reporting, given all the crimes the U.S. regime is committing.

But hey, politics works through entertainment, which the clever people behind these people naturally know. That’s why they've chosen a cabinet of clowns as straw men - because they’re so embarrassing that the relevant news doesn’t stand a chance against their entertainment factor.

That’s unfortunately how our world works, and that’s why the worst of them all always get off scot-free: their crimes are simply too complicated to generate any interest.

[-] Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

TIL the bible quote in pulp fiction is fake, any reason Tarantino felt the need to do so?

[-] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Having a laugh every time "religious" people quote his "bible" verse?

Or claim copyright on that lol

[-] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

He copied it from another martial arts movie

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[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

From this article (better than one posted yesterday), it's clear the error was saying the prayer was based on a Bible verse, when it's based on the Pulp Fiction script. In the movie, the verse is said to be from Ezekiel 25:17, but it is not.

The prayer itself is obviously not from Pulp Fiction or the Bible, as it mentions aviators and the call sign "Sandy 1." They call the prayer CSAR 25:17, and Hegseth was correct that that is in reference to Ezekiel 25:17. But it's the movie Ezekiel 25:17, not the actual one.

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Back in the W regime, there was that Attorney General who would not only lead prayers, he would sing his own Christian patriotic songs at meetings.

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