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Who needs science? We have the bible! /s

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

He will express moderate concern.

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That's a no. He will leave power in a bag. Then it won't be Sofa Boy, our next king will be Junior.

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"I'm the most bigly popular King! Frankly, many people are saying I'm the greatest man who ever lived. And my parade will have YUGE ratings! Better than Barack Hussein's boring, very low energy speeches! Many men, many big tough men have said to me, with literal tears, they say 'Sir, Sir, please spend more of our money on bigly parades and tax cuts for billionaires, who are just born better than we are!' No one honors Trump like Trump, believe me."

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But he will vote for it anyway.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago

You think "The News" is going to report that? All most people will hear is "big win for the Fat One."

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That's just going to get a lot of people harmed. We can't win by fighting. We're outmanned, outgunned, out-teched.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 hours ago

They're going to start shooting very soon. And Americans don't have the stomach for the years of passive resistance that will be required.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago

If there's a civil war, I have so many degrees, they'd have to make me an officer. Trust me, no one wants that.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 17 hours ago

It WILL happen again. And the average brain dead commuter will shrug, oh well both sides, and back to "a Very Special America's Got Talent."

[-] [email protected] 13 points 17 hours ago

Leopards: "Munch! Chew! Nom!"

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