Dude, time is stopped. You can keep going until you want time to start again. And I've got a list for you:

• Every single kiddy diddler? Suddenly in prison, with piles of evidence of their crimes.
• You can solve every missing persons report where anyone is still alive. It'll take you a while, but you've got the "time."
• Every bribe of every politician - and especially justices of the Supreme Court - exposed with thorough documentation.
• Go around and erase all medical debt and all student debt. All of it. Use some of Elon's money to do it.
• Find and reunite families that were split up by Trump's family separation policies.
• Cut Russia off from the internet entirely. They've demonstrated that they're not ready to join the broader civilized community. Pay special attention to permanently offlining the "Internet Research Agency."

I'm sure I could come up with more.

40 dollars? That's all? I'm salaried and can work any hours I want to, so I guess I'm logging in at work and writing a few lines of code or answering some emails.

Twenty minutes will do it. Probably round it up to half an hour just to be safe. And honestly, if I get into the zone, an hour will fly by, easy.

Nope. That I will not do. There's no requirement that someone respect the rule of law to comment here.

Not even that. If they were pro-birth, they'd at least be in favor of easy access to prenatal healthcare. But they're always opposed to that, too.

They're just pro-pregnancy. They don't give a shit if a woman's pregnancy is viable or not, let alone whether carrying the fetus to term will kill the woman or not.

With shit like this going on, right-wingers who pretend it's the left censoring speech can fuck themselves sideways with a pineapple.

17 months, 25 days of fucking around, followed by five days of hurriedly entering prompts into ChatGPT?

The fact that he ever had an approval rating with Gen Z is mind-boggling.

The message is clear: Do not come to the United States as a tourist. Do not spend your money in the United States. Do not support businesses that operate from the United States. Our borders are closed, our economy crumbling, our government falling to fascism, and our culture dominated by a relatively small minority of aggressively ignorant morons.

Don't come. We've gotten unfathomably stupid over here, and it's no longer safe.

Suggesting that a war should be waged against the democratically-elected government of the United States seems... Well, it seems kinda treason-y to me. Just a smidge.

Hey, uhh, Europe? Can we talk?

Look, I know the way the left has been handling immigration has you upset, but could you please take a closer look at the absolute freaks you're electing today?

I mean, just take a good look at the United States, circa 2017 through 2020. Did we look like electing an absolute freak worked out for us? Did it fix our own immigration problems? Did it make electing your own Donald Trumps look like a good idea?

My son is trans. Please vote for Joe Biden so he can have the protections he needs and I don't have to stay up at night worrying about him.

Revolting that this is now a "crime."