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[-] RyanDownyJr@lemmy.world 111 points 5 days ago

Based on that * looks like he might be adding more songs to that list. 🙃

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 60 points 5 days ago

Time to add cbat

[-] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago

He was in high school, I’m sure he could be finished in 3 minutes. No need for more songs

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 71 points 5 days ago
[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 37 points 5 days ago

This. That song came out yesterday.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Seriously, I remember doing an audio-focuaed tech demo to some basic PM whose favorite band was Imagine Dragons and at the time wondering how much life was left in my career

I've been hearing people rip on Imagine Dragons forever but I had no idea what their music sounded like, so I went and did a deep dive on them a couple of years ago. I was like "wait a minute, I've heard all of these songs -- how is that possible?" Then I realized I've heard them all while grocery shopping late at night.

[-] Banana@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

It all started with that stupid stomp-clap phase they had

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[-] RaphaelSchmitz@feddit.org 6 points 5 days ago

Yeah it's not like it's 14 years old or something like that!

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I'm so old, I recognize all the jokes about how shitty Imagine Dragons as the jokes about Nickelback.

I'm trying to think of which band was the early '80s equivalent of Nickelback. I'd probably say Journey but today's kids wouldn't believe it since their reputation has improved recently.

[-] mech@feddit.org 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

As a fellow old, I gotta say - actually, yeah.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago

Seriously. I installed Win95 on the family machine on high school, and I felt late to the game.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Win 3.11 was working just fine until support started falling off.

I recall it started being a real pain in the ass to run DOS games after that point.

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[-] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

I don't know what everybody's laughing about, it's not a good song for sex but it's perfectly fine for potential sex.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 45 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Why go to the effort of creating a playlist when you only need one song?

[-] friendlycheese@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Sad that I knew what it was before clicking

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 40 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I've fucked to Radioactive.

Not great. Pretty sure it wasn't the song tho, but I don't think it helped.

[-] Mistic@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

Clearly should've used cbat

It reduced like 69 sex points before you even got out of your pants. Sorry.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 days ago

Yeah, everybody knows you play "Thunder" during sex. Sheesh!

[-] TractorDuffy@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago
[-] Banana@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 days ago

Fools not realizing the best sex music is and always will be Deftones.

[-] protist@retrofed.com 11 points 5 days ago

I see you, and raise you the Massive Attack album Mezzanine

[-] Sisyphe@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

I see your Mezzanine and I raise you Air's Moon Safari.

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[-] Banana@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

Oh damn I love massive attack, great choice.

Idk if it can beat Cbat

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[-] blanket@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

i keep saying this. that man's voice does things.

[-] Banana@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago
[-] Fetus@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Didn't know there was a Chino emoji!

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[-] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 5 days ago

Are they going to update the playlist?

[-] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 19 points 5 days ago

The star in the window title suggests that they have already made edits to the file that still need to be saved.

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

nah that's just MS saying you've changed the file because you've observed it

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Copilot has helpfully added rich text formatting in a proprietary way specifically designed to lock other programs out of ever interacting usefully with the file.

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[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

checks own teenaged list and sees Beautiful by HIM and 'that paradise song from Starship Troopers'

Fuck I feel old now.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago

Deftones is actually goated for sex. Theyre also just really good in general but yeah you get it

[-] melfie@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago

Rahhh, shove it, shove it, shove it!

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago

doot doodoot doot doodoodoot doot

[-] The_Almighty_Walrus@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

CBAT - Hudson Mohawke

[-] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

High school? Radioactive from Imagine Dragons? He says it like it was 10 tears ago dude....

Edit: Oh fuck...

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 days ago

I dated someone in the 90's who later became a cable tv celebrity. I remember that White Zombie's Thrust! was part of the sex playlist. Now everytime I see them on TV all I can think of is busting multiple rubbers while pounding to Thrust!.

Good times.

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago

Only time “Sex” and “Imagine Dragons” have ever appeared on the same document together

[-] atomicorange@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

You clearly haven’t heard of furries. Those kids imagine dragons doing all sorts of things!

Imagine Dragon deez nuts across your face.

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[-] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago
[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

Time Apart by Fadent.

The love theme from Far Cry: Blood Dragon.

Sexual Healing. Or, as my old man called it, industrial strength panty remover.

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