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Krav MAGA
Clown ass country. The US is a urinal someone shit in
'Everyone is 12' theory validated
What are we, a bunch of mid-2000's Mike Judge film characters?
1 degree from President Chamacho.
Camacho sought out the smartest guy in the world and listened to him, then got impatient and mad, then publicly admitted when he was wrong
We never had a president of that caliber
wut
Boy those FBI agents aren't gonna like it when I fishhook them and gouge their eyes out
You know, a lot of people didn't think a sentient pile of cocaine could lead the FBI but he sure proved us
Will FBI agents also have to wear skin tight vinyl underwear that says POUND THIS on the ass cheeks?
UFC and MMA is chud central. All the tech bro CEO’s take MMA classes as if their scrawny asses will be able to take down anybody who has more than 10 pounds on them
Zuck is a legit BJJ blue belt. That's not to say that he's a killing machine but he does compete at blue belt and he does as well as you would expect any hobbyist to, honestly. That's not to say he is a virtuous person because he can out-grapple most people within 40 lbs of him who have no grappling experience, but it's not all make believe.
The UFC does attract a lot of chuds, that's for sure. People who train MMA are usually more personally "apolitical" than you would think from my experience, but it certainly attracts people with issues with toxic masculinity, homophobia/transphobia, and right-wing ideas that associate violence with virtue.
Mostly speaking from what I see at the local gym. MMA guys are almost always some weird flavor of right-wing while boxing tends to be more apolitical. I notice the same thing with CrossFit versus powerlifting.
as if their scrawny asses will be able to take down anybody who has more than 10 pounds on them
People online, leftist or otherwise, have a weird obsession over size often using weirdly eugenicist language
A decerly trained fighter will destroy someone 10 pounds heavier and 4 inches taller than them
I’m aware. I’m trained in martial arts myself. Apparently Zuck is a little more disciplined than I gave him credit for but in my head I imagined them taking classes every so often and never building off of it. When that’s the foundation than yes size (weight moreso) will make a difference
In a better world Kash Patel would be the manager for a wrestling heel and he would be happy.
This is just a kickback for Trump's ufc benefactors, right? Pun not intended.
I've always thought feds needed to be even more short tempered and toxic
MMA has always been a very dumb sport, but it has increasingly veered from "dumb, but in a fun, maybe even endearing way at times" to "dumb, in an annoying and frustrating way that makes me not want anything to do with it."
The UFC MAGA event looks like it will be fucking lame for the most part too. Fuck this sport at this point. If I bother watching MMA anymore I'll probably just watch RIZIN since they at least put in some fucking effort with their events.
Send the fbi to dagastan and forget
Break their fucking ankles!
Kash Patel confirms that FBI agents are going to the axe throwing place for a team building exercise and then getting one (1) beer afterward.
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2026
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